Michelle 🌚

❤️‍🔥 she/her

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

another package AWOL thanks to UPS… I wish online retailers gave me the option to pick a carrier, I like to actually receive what I bought 🙃 shoutout Lush customer service even though I probably won’t be ordering online from them anymore

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

@ScotiabankHelps @scotiabank Any timeline on when this will be fixed and we’ll receive our pay?? I found out I didn’t get paid through an internet meme… managed to get into my online account to confirm then I was kicked out and can’t get back in 🙃

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

@TELUSsupport If it was sent then nobody received it. Of all my friends, family, coworkers etc that I’ve asked, there’s no way 100% of us have incorrect information on file

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

@TELUS @TELUSsupport no comments on the massive outage last night? there was nothing on the outage page and seems to be no comments from Telus about it anywhere 🤔

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

@vera_tenacious @TELUSsupport I missed the @TELUSsupport reply before it got deleted, thanks for the screenshot - pretty hard to check the outages page when I have zero cell service or internet… I didn’t even have any way to find out if it was just in town or widespread

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

@quitabunnies It appears to have been, at least in the Interior. I’m in Revelstoke and heard it affected Penticton as well

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

Telus finally back, holy shit. roughly 11pm-2am with zero cell service and zero internet.

I’m on call tonight and had to go down to the station and borrow a radio so I can contact dispatch if I get paged, since the usual phone call was not going to be possible 🙃

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Who?

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

when @NoahKahan is about to release a love song (ish) but I’m still living the reality of sad boy fall… this song is going to send me into a spiral and I am so ready for it #Forever 😭

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

ok but mai is mad at ashley bc she didnt agree w the plan & essentially made trey keep moving until he fell, then when she survived her first 50/50 chance jump she was suddenly all on board for the plan for everyone to jump just once?? #teammai

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

ep 8 of squid game challenge had me tearing up what the ffffffok

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

don’t show this to my therapist… @NoahKahan incredibly stoked for the Vancouver show in March 🖤

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

@TimHortons pleaseeeeee bring back pretzel bagels and also blueberry timbits tyvm

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

pls help a tinder man just said “I like your cat he’s cute” referring to my female dog 😭 she’s wearing a bright pink harness my dude also who brings a cat to a winery. I cannot.

this is likely not a big deal but my 3am night shift brain is just appalled at this mistake 😂

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

ending a situationship is soo strange 🥴

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

“plane tickets have gotten awfully expensive, I got mine for the price of a Gibson” - this lyric is so simple but makes me sob every time???? wtf guys @zachlanebryan @NoahKahan

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

finally watching fleabag and holy shit this show is so good and punches me straight in the heart… “I think you know how to love better than any of us, that’s why you find it all so painful” 😭😭😭 what the ffffffuck

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

soooo is the emotionally available fuckboy a new dating trend or have I just wandered into another shitty realm of dating as a 30 y/o? they go to therapy, they communicate, they have feelings, but they’re somehow still a fuckboy?? no thank you 🫠

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

me: does everything possible to get myself to bed early for a 0430 wake up
also me: tweeting this at midnight, wide awake, terrified of how a 12hr shift on 4hrs sleep may go

[Michelle 🌚 @_shell27]

just when I thought dating couldn’t be more irritating, someone’s dumbass son gives me another reason to ask myself “what the actual fuck”…. honestly wondering why I even bother these days 😂