shelley

Software dev, gardener, armchair economist.
Making it up as I go along at @ferocia.

[shelley @_shellco]

went oot tae get a sanga n bunnings had nae onions, pure ragin https://t.co/Ql8AU0MmoY

[shelley @_shellco]

@samthor Je déteste le hibou 😤

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wow you literally finish @duolingo and nothing happens. where's my CONFETTI

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pretty crook that the only woman at this entire funeral is in a coffin

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tweets are 280 characters for a reason

[shelley @_shellco]

@erica_ebooks_69 I used to get period pain so bad it made me feel faint/vomit/sometimes pass out. It was baaad. My strat was always go to sleep and when you wake up it's probably gone. My higher level strat was get a mirena ~10 years ago

[shelley @_shellco]

@burgerdrome the kid outside was doing slurs so I told him we didn't do slurs on my beat and I tried to punch him but I missed and fell over and then I died of shame. lost 45 minutes of gameplay. 10/10

[shelley @_shellco]

made a cake for some friends who got out of iso

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@haileysaccount @taybenlor this is a good take! I will ponder

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I love it when men explain unisex shirts to me

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the IWD clothes are all pink

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pleased to announce that I love Squid

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@eleanorkh @erica_ebooks_69 I'll take the one Ellie hasn't claimed? the fog lad

[shelley @_shellco]

the joke is that it takes ages. that's fine. I support paper voting because I work with computers

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good grief how long does it take to count a few million votes

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@mangopdf thx bby I agree

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@lachlanhardy That's wild. We pay teachers terribly but at least they get some good holidays

[shelley @_shellco]

my favourite category of tweet is americans discovering that other countries get holidays

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

French gov: we’re decreasing vacation time from 6 months out of the year to 5 months out of year

French ppl: we’re gonna burn the city down

[shelley @_shellco]

hey @taybenlor get a champers on your way home

[Reserve Bank of Australia @RBAInfo]

At its meeting today, the Board decided to increase the cash rate target by 25 basis points to 35 basis points. It also increased the interest rate on Exchange Settlement balances from zero per cent to 25 basis points – https://t.co/3AwR8dmJSi