Shermy 🧢

Web stuff @LinkedIn — previously @PayPal — bet on yourself, or a beach

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Bet on yourself @theycantalk 😬

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Codyyyyyyyyy

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Breh I can’t believe Andrew Cunanan was just elected to Congress 👏🇺🇸🫡

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@coleturner Ruined 😫

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@gabrielcsapo Fact, my marriage was saved with RPC 🫡

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Every single day is just a reminder that real estate is a rigged game and no matter how hard I work it will never be enough heyoooooo

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@sydneyx You monster

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TIL dead/stuck pixel acceptance limit prior to RMA.... FML I have a stuck pixel literally dead center of my monitor and it's annoying AF when trying to play FPS (it's right on the crosshair!)

guess it's time to practice no scopes?

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@gabrielcsapo Foiled again, I gotta get better at this identity theft thing 🤷

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@gabrielcsapo Hey it’s me your wife, send me LV bags please uwu

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@dan_abramov Dan you kind of look like Dominic Thiem, do you play any tennis?

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@gabrielcsapo Bob’s burgers hands down best American animation in the past decade

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Every since I took the advice to win more sets than my opponent, I have achieved a 100% win rate in all my matches where it happened #truestory 🎾

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@gabrielcsapo You monster, someone stop this man

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@coleturner Getter well soon!!

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Also d&d is awesome, steam sale gloomhaven please

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Two episodes into Stranger Things S4 (starting three rn)

Observations:
1) bully is messed up
2) Murray is the best, and he cooks!
3) if Johnathan spends the entire season smoking the devils lettuce, right on man

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@Twitter, @Reddit is coming for your spaces lunch money

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@JemYoung this you? https://t.co/t0cNT7SawN

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@shrutikapoor08 @cliffordfajard0 @reactathon I think my fiancee also met @xjamundx, wish I was there! Hope y'all had fun!

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Well my millennial nightmare finally happened… went to buy a bag of Cheetos, forgot my wallet, no worries just use Apple pay… stands there awkwardly for 5 mins while the system very slowly processes my payment (cancel and retry twice!) while a line builds behind me 😱🥲