kekpisang

[kekpisang @_shesadora]

"How are you ?" "Im doing great"

[yunny | CF2026 @CureYunny]

I'm old.
my textbooks had amazing photoshopped airbrush collages.

[Irfan_newboys🇲🇾🇵🇸🏳️🏴 @Marchfoward]

Ingat gais

Halloween tu haram sambut

Jangan duk pakai pakai Kostum nak sambung

Dia sama Haram dengan Valentine Day dan Perayaan Agama lain

Kepada orang agama lain yang membaca ini. Peraturan ini hanya terpakai kepada penganut Agama Islam sahaja

Kami menghormati kalian menjalankan agama masing-masing

[5ive @youhatefive]

you can know a person's device type if it ends with a question mark and then:

s=46 iPhone
s=20 Browser
s=19 Android

You can try it on this tweet

[Bitcoin Malaya @bitcoinmalaya]

Sabah politics in 4 steps:

1) Blame West Malaysia
2) Demand more power and money
3) Leak it the moment it arrives
4) Blame West Malaysia for the leak

Rinse. Repeat. Never meant for the local hands.

[Irfan_newboys🇲🇾🇵🇸🏳️🏴 @Marchfoward]

TERKINI

Singapura akan meningkatkan kerjasama tenaga elektrik dengan Malaysia

Ini selepas tindakan Indonesia mengurangkan eksport Gas Asli kerana menyalahkan Singapura di atas Jerebu ketika ini. Malaysia merupakan Pengeksport Kelima Gas Asli Terbesar Dunia.

Singapura juga memaklumkan sudah mempunyai bekalan gas yang mencukupi untuk hadapi tindakan Indonesia. Malahan Singapura bersiap sedia untuk membeli Gas LNG dari negara lain jika perlu

[Jenny @JennyTabchoury]

Controlling your temper at work is a job in itself.

[izzi @IzzraifHarz]

one thing I notice about the difference between threads and twitter is that the algo on threads is really local, you literally get suggested posts from people living in your hometown. while twitter is far more global and you can get realtime news about what's happening anywhere.

[noor @nisayahyaa]

kalau boleh jangan raise your kids dekat low cost/apartment. network & exposure bila bergaul dengan komuniti sempit & bad habit ni dangerous. environment shapes character. sebab tu kena pilih neighbourhood dulu

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

At this point, people really NEED to normalize bed rotting on Saturdays and Sundays. Let yourself rest without feeling guilty. Not every weekend needs to be productive. Sometimes, doing absolutely NOTHING is exactly what you need. You deserve to rest, too.

[k @ysljennii]

Thank God it’s the weekend”

Me on Saturday and Sunday :

[sky @hannibalbareass]

logging in to harvest my crops

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

When you ask a woman what she brings to the table, You better have a table.

[Shaun 🇸🇬 @sneakyshaunny]

To summarise this international break

[Luxi ⭐ @0xLuxi]

Always try again

[everybody loves Brady 🇭🇹 @alexbradIey]

Les 98-99-00-01 on a clairement eu la meilleure enfance mais on a aussi la pire vie d’adulte c’est indéniable

[⋆˚Bberry⋆⸜✮ @berrypinkks]

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