Junior’s Saying

Uh buh

[Junior’s Saying @_shitjuniorsays]

*talking about how Cill is lactose

Junior: Wait what are you again?

Cill: I’m lactose, no dairy.

Junior: Yeah there’s no dairy, it just says milk.

🥲🤪😂 #dumbass

[Junior’s Saying @_shitjuniorsays]

Naming things in Spanish …
*picture of a ✏️

Junior: OH! Oh I know that, it’s … arroz !!

🤔😂😭😂

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*takes a bite

Junior: Ooh you added hotdogs ?

Cill: IT’S SPAM!

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CLEARLY HOMEMADE FRIED FRICE IN A PAN

Junior: OH! You made some Jambalaya.

🫠

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Nobody:

Junior: He is like 7’ something. When he lifts his arm, hes like 7’2. 🙋

🥴 wut

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*has a fresh agua fresca jamaica

Junior- “What is that?”

Cill- “Jamaica?”

Junior- “Oh! Is that the opposite of horchata ?”

🙂😐 #fuckenidiot

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Cill- “_____ birthday is coming up.”

Junior- “How old is she turning?”

Cill- “Its her Jordan year.”

Junior- “ 21? “

🥲 #whateven

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Cill- “Yeah they look like a bunch of meerkats.”

Junior- “No! They look like Pumbaa’s best friend.”

Cill- “Yeah .. Timon? He’s a meerkat.”

Junior- “ No.. from lion king those animals that come out from the ground .”

#fuckenidiot 🙄

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Junior - “You better stahp saying that, ima throw this teddy bear @ you.” *picks up a BUNNY

Cill- “ You mean a bunny?”

#fuckenidiot

[Junior’s Saying @_shitjuniorsays]

Hey moooron @ThatOneBeech

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* at a store where each item we wanted is $40..

Junior - * counts up to the eight items
“ oh ohkay 1...2... 3.. ..
thats not bad, 40 x 8 is just $120.”

Cill - “ Idiot its $320!”

🥴😂

[PriPri ✨ @priscilluhc]

October 1st? 👽 #SpookySzn

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*Watching Zombieland

“Want some purell?”

Junior- “Wait, what is that?”

Cill- “What’s what?”

Junior- “Purell.”

Cill- “ Hand sanitizer.”

Junior- “Oh, I never knew what it was, I thought it was a drug or something.”

🙃🥴

[Junior’s Saying @_shitjuniorsays]

*potatoes taking fivever to cook

Junior- “Well maybe their expired.”

Everyone in the room- 🙃😐

[PriPri ✨ @priscilluhc]

Clutch city ? 🤔 @HoustonRockets .. more like FLOP CITY. #NBAPlayoffs

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*playing “draw something”

Junior- “Hey Cill, what do you call those ppl who sing in church?”

Cill- “A choir?”

Junior- “How do you spell that? I know its w a “Q”. “

😂😂 #WTF

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Talking about picking noses👃🏼

Junior- “Idc I’ll pick my finger w my thumb.”

😬 what.

[PriPri ✨ @priscilluhc]

When your card gets declined at the dollar store .... 🙄 #awkwaaaard

[Junior’s Saying @_shitjuniorsays]

*mom makes dinner
“Want soft or hard?”

Junior - “Whoa no comment.. “

*minutes go by

Junior- “ 2 hard ones.”

“Whoa hahah.” - mom

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Junior- “ Hey do we have any orange peroxide?”

P- “ You mean iodine?”