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[🐺 @_shivaaaaa]

saying "first of all" without having a second point >>>>

[Deadly Law @DeadlyLaw]

The legal profession has a funny way of humbling people.

The moment you think you've mastered the law, a judge asks one question and you spend the next three days researching.

[Sahaj from Courtroom by TLOI @sahajtloi]

SRA is the most fun bare act out there.

[Indian Tintin @IndianTintin_]

Metaphor for 21st C India. Collapse is inevitable after abandonment of meritocracy.

[Wokeflix @wokeflix]

We don’t have a holiday for Hanuman Jayanti but have for Ambedkar Jayanti. Not enough voters who worship Lord Hanuman I guess.

[r/Idc🎳. @dudeitsokay]

we eliminated all the bad things from marriage like dowry, gifts, child marriage, now the only bad thing about marriage is woman now.

[sourdough @whorehubhai]

Can bar & bench and livelaw stop posting isolated lines from a judgement just to mislead the general public

[Āryāvarta @Indo__Aryan]

Based

[Manuu Media ™ @manuukenya]

I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realise you've been roasted until 3 thoughts later

[Lawyer Issues @LawyerIssues]

Lawyers’ sleep schedules are based on deadlines, not biology.

[Amaka Christiana Esq @AmakaChristian8]

As a lawyer in active practice, buying a car first is important than buying a land. I can’t overemphasize the importance of being mobile.

[Yash Tiwari @dryashtiwari]

Me during any minor inconvenience 🙏😂

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

NORMALIZE not bringing up a your relatable story when someone is telling you something about themselves… just listen.

[Akshit Soni @akshitsoni_]

The standard of AIBE is extremely low in front of this. No wonder why we are flooded with too many lawyers.

[CiteCase 🇮🇳 @CiteCase]

“Judges do not have an easy job. They repeatedly do what the rest of us seek to avoid; make decisions."

#SupremeCourt quotes itself from its First AIJA judgment.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Unlike AI, I cite REAL CASE LAW incorrectly

[Kiran Kumar S @KiranKS]

Ravana had to kidnap Sita. He disguised himself as a Brahmin.

Hanuman had to find out about Rama. He disguised himself as a Brahmin.

Kalanemi tried to mislead Hanuman. He disguised himself as a Brahmin.

Karna had to learn Dhanurveda from Parshurama. He disguised himself as a Brahmin.

Shri Krishna had to teach a lesson to Karna. He disguised himself as a Brahmin.

Bhima had to kill Jarasandha. He disguised himself as a Brahmin.

Varuna had to test King Harichandra. He disguised himself as a Brahmin.

Vishwamitra had to deceive King Harihchandra. He disguised himself as a Brahmin.

Indira had to take away Kavacha and Kundala from Karna. He disguised himself as a Brahmin.

Bhagawan Vishnu had to teach a lesson to King Mahabali. He disguised himself as a Brahmin.

Ashwini Kumars had to test Satyavati, wife of sage Chyavan. They disguised themselves as Brahmins.

During their exile, the Pandavas, Kunti and Draupadi assumed the disguise of Brahmins.

Why did so many disguise as Brahmins?

Because the society trusted a Brahmin without a second thought from the beginning. That is why it was very easy to take advantage using the reputation of a Brahmin. The trust might not be at that level as earlier Yugas, but still there is a high level of trust still.

Even when the motive of disguise was ulterior. The same is happening even today.

#WA

[Deadly Law @DeadlyLaw]

The misuse of penal statutes to settle matrimonial disputes is becoming legally predictable. Offences framed for protection are being weaponised.

[Mahima Pandey @LegalPandey]

Litigation tip: Meeting deadlines and building a reputation for punctuality will get you far more work than you can imagine.

[🐺 @_shivaaaaa]

Akal badi ya akal !

[UmdarTamker @UmdarTamker]

Sau Sunar ki, Sau lohar ki !!