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bagel enthusiast & elementary school drop out

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@dontdropthatjam lola do i need to sign you up for therapy 🤨

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@dulapeepfan now imagine how i feel as a jew

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i’m mad because christmas gets all these cute indie christmas albums and all i have is chanukah song but adam sandler

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i want a phoebe bridgers chanukah album.

[Adam Serwer 🍝 @AdamSerwer]

The correct verdict in a trial that might not have even occurred had a viral video not drawn national attention to the conduct of local authorities. https://t.co/pDhEZKuaAh

[ilana kaplan @lanikaps]

adele, taylor, lorde and kacey all coming together to release albums this year

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@dogsspit DUDE PLAY SOLITAIREFARM ITS SO CUTE

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thinking about how my dad called zooey deschanel a “magic pixie girl” but he meant “manic pixie dream girl”😭😭

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seeing ataxia awareness on tiktok provided a whole other kind of happiness for me that’s so crazy i never thought i’d see that on tiktok

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obviously covid numbers are rising and i want people to be safe and healthy but this was all i was holding on to this is a personal attack

[Atlanta Journal-Constitution @ajc]

#BREAKING: The 2021 Atlanta Pride festival and parade, which was scheduled for Oct. 9-10, has been canceled amid rising COVID-19 cases, officials announced Wednesday. https://t.co/OocJxLgZT8

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@phoebe_bridgers do you take showers? making a celebrity database on who bathed and who doesn’t.

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@dogsspit why is this the exact experience i had this morning like down to a T

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if ur bf makes lesbophobic or ableist jokes thinking it’s funny call him out bc it’s not funny

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“ally” girlfriend, homophobic boyfriend

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kiara carrera is a lesbian because i’m a lesbian and i say so.

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first period of the first day filling out a questionnaire and it asks “what do you think about muslims?” ????

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@gummysh4rks okay tweet copier 🔍

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it’s gotten to that point in the work day when i start humming jewish prayer songs to myself

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they playin lucy dacus at work