Shelley🌺

[Shelley🌺 @_shxll]

Uber drivers in London are so unbelievably rude it’s a joke😂😩

[chloe 🌼 @chlodiggityy]

Me, in Primark: oooh this looks nice, classy enough that no one will know it’s from primark too
Anyone: I like your jumper
Me: PRIMARK! it’s from Primark!!!1!!1!1

[Jordan | Disney Dad @Jordan_Coombe]

When you come in steaming from a night out and have to step over the mess you made whilst getting ready #ImACeleb

[morgan❤️‍🔥 @m0colquhoun]

honestly feel like I’m going to end up nowhere in life and it’s stressing me out so much 😭 so due to give up with everything

[Steph Thomas @stephthomas_98]

Isn’t it mad how you only realise when you start a new job how toxic your old one was, no better feeling than to be excited for work rather than dread it

[hannah PIERCE @gulickhannah]

i hate ranting to my boyfriend because he’ll use sound logic and reasoning and i’m really just looking for someone to be just as overdramatic about the situation as i am

[tyler @That_Dude_TC]

Everyone has their own smell but when two people start living together, does one person adopt the others smell or do they get a new smell together? What happens if they break up? Who gets that new smell? Does one resort back to their own smell?

[Shelley🌺 @_shxll]

Having a good heart actually gets you nowhere in life

[Tamzin Kordal 🤍 @tamzinkordal]

Lowe lads with long nails 😭😂

[Meg 🤍 @meglsx]

Why oh WHY would you ever get your partners name tattooed on you

[Shelley🌺 @_shxll]

WHY do boys play shit videos annoyingly loud?🙃🤧

[Shelley🌺 @_shxll]

Dads a bluenose, boyfriends a villa fan. Am no looking forward to him coming mine tonight😂😩

[SOPH @sophiecairnsxx]

Me: If you wind me up one more time

My boyfriend:
Don’t wind her up
Don’t wind her up
Don’t wind her up
Don’t wind her up

My bf minutes later:

[belicèna @brownsuga_marie]

I work my ass off to buy myself whatever I want. Therefore no one can tell me shit