the captain.

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Period symptoms changing with age is such a ridiculous and unnecessary aspect of womanhood

[♡ ℝ𝕚𝕔𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕖 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕟. @ChantzAfia]

“Abeg this bombaclart finna be lit bruv”

[Jody Serious Buckets @jodysback]

I’m fuckin crying 😭😭😭 fan for life

[ARI @ARIPBITCH]

I want a nasty heel collection

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

Every now and then I see discourse about if it’s ethical to pierce babies ears or not. I wish my mom gave me an ear stack tbh like…

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

double d up hoes, dolly parton! 💔💔💔💔💔💔

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

Ladies put ya titties at half-staff today

[rell @rellyrich10X]

All you gotta do is go to the doctor and hear words like pre diabetic and hypertension and it will make you lock in

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Just landed in London, wya @flolikethis @Adele @peppapig

[Zasquiat @MoneyBaggYerrrr]

When I’m drunk and ask the bottle girl to point me to the bathroom…

[mr. m (evil lewis hamilton) @8383933947j]

nico rosberg

[papi chulo. @SulaimanAbbaty]

There will be signs.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Thank God for the spirit of laziness that has encompassed me round about like a shield.

[miia @miiagarro]

men be scared you're gonna use them for their $147 dollars

[⦓Void⦔✨ @PEDRI_LH44]

Me pretending to be happy for lewis P3

[spider @BDY8LEGS]

u really dont save money skipping your upkeep. you just be ugly and sad

[solé @layxsnv]

bro it literally feels like this episode of victorious outside 😭

[hunter @3gpmh]

ngl i be faking peace bro i’m losing it at 7am sometimes