my fav game to play with straight people is hitting them with the “what did you just call me??” when they use any word that sounds vaguely similar to dyke or fag, kills everytime, would recommend
Sharing, without comment, British newspapers’ depictions of the only Jewish person currently leading a UK political party .
Times. Mail. Telegraph. Sun.
I love when people ask me to pick them up milk from the shop cos I get to pull out one of my fav bits “I come baring gifts of gold, frankincense, and milk”
went back to work after some time off for a not fun mental health scare and thought fuck maybe I’m not ready cos I was pishing of sweat and lightheaded the whole time to the point my manager suggested I take a half day and regroup-turns out I had a gnarly kidney infection again