anderson

goth golden retriever

[anderson @_sigarette]

only bad bitches cry when they get angry

[Idle Hands @BigSlug_]

I think goth + blue collar relationships work so well because you both know the struggle of paying $300 for a pair of boots

[anderson @_sigarette]

even if I was a billionaire I still wouldn’t buy shit full price from urban outfitters lmao

[anderson @_sigarette]

straight men when they don’t reply to your instagram story:

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imagine committing to a man that has only traditional tattoos

[anderson @_sigarette]

post traumatic stress romance tonight queen?

[anderson @_sigarette]

hey I saw u from across the bar and I was wondering if u wanted to go home and eat girl dinner w me

[anderson @_sigarette]

oh to be a boomer w little to no anxiety

[i like food @messedupfoods]

gf packed me lunch today 🥰

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Coke is a girl drug bc why do u as a man wanna stay up all night sharing secrets??

[anderson @_sigarette]

first date idea: getting stoned and sleeping under my weighted blanket

[anderson @_sigarette]

fuck a relationship I want a bunch of new office supplies

[pigeon @pigeonspit]

giving my inner child a Cigarette

[crab @dmndeyes]

My Chemical Situationship

[anderson @_sigarette]

the eternal quest for a fatter ass hehe

[trash jones @jzux]

some of you are not Kenough. some of you are broKen

[anderson @_sigarette]

getting high and eating a really good salad like if u agree

[anderson @_sigarette]

anybody else hate seeing people in luv or have I just been ran thru

[anderson @_sigarette]

who tf goes to raising canes and gets the sandwich

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when my cat smells my nose I smell her nose back in solidarity

[anderson @_sigarette]

I’m tired of advancing in my career I just wanna be loved