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[Poetry✨ @bubbles_debs]

Tomorrow is Monday.

[k @ysljennii]

Me after saying I have to lock in

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

hmmmm

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

"High protein" "cottage cheese" "51g of protein" Ok, but how many grams of joy? Does it contain the prospect of pleasure? Will it make me smile? Was it made with love?

[Duke of Gatanga @dnkariuki]

I just received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

[anwuli gavor. @skinnybadtguy]

thanks 👍🏽

[mau @rllydu]

you’re in her dms, i’m in the passenger seat of her car. she is parallel parking. i have been here for 30 minutes

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.”

— Mikko Harvey

[ang @cybermrcury]

If you keep saying you’re unlovable that’s all you’ll ever be

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

“it is what it is” *vomits from anxiety*