Simon Clarke

CEO @kfplastics. Business. Manufacturing. Plastic. Often prompt, smiling and always in need of a sleep in. 🍕

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@irentdumpsters Rank please

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How Laser Cutting Delivers Precision Acrylic Parts for Sydney Retail Displays https://t.co/5kLZHwkndt

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@brianbeers Where does a salesperson fit with a store manager an assistant manager and a couple of techs?

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@brianbeers Does that mean you wouldn’t get into a franchise without industry experience?

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4 year old boy: “can I have the cone and just eat from the bottom?”

Dad: “sure thing”

4 year old boy: eats from bottom eating cone around the outside trying not to watch any white bits

Ice cream proceeds to fall out of cone

4 year old boy crying “I was going to eat that”

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Boys
Dad: “hey buddy feel like an ice cream?”

4 year old boy: “I love ice cream”

Dad: “Do you want the chocolate paddle pop you will love it

4 year old boy: “No I want that one”

Dad: “the vanilla cornetto? Good choice it comes with a cone”

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Dad: “come on buddy no need to be upset it’s just vanilla ice cream” Literally gives the bottom of the cone with only chocolate

4 year old boy: “yum”

4 year old boy: “can I have yours? But eat the white bits off the top”

Dad: eats ices cream chocolate and nuts

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Pulls out a snow pea, splits it takes the pea to the bathroom, proceeds to measure with scientific accuracy a pea size amount of conditioner and rubs it through hair

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Girls
Mum: “hey darling do you think you could pop a pea size amount of conditioner in your hands and rub it through your hair.

5 Year olds Girl: “Yeah I can do that”

Goes to fridge….

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it’s tough and UV-resistant, protecting your interiors while reducing the need for additional heating and cooling measures. Leading to long-term savings and lower energy bills

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In today’s world, energy efficiency is key to saving money and living sustainably. Did you know that advanced plastic building products can help you achieve both? Let’s explore how acrylic, Foam PVC, and polycarbonate can transform your home or business a 🧵 #EnergyEfficiency

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Polycarbonate Roofing – Twinwall polycarbonate roofing is incredibly in energy efficient. Its design traps air, providing natural insulation that keeps your space cooler in summer and warmer in winter.

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Energy Efficient Plastic Building Products That Will Save You Money https://t.co/r3Kn0x8Hxl

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@hughcavill Must be a 3 year old thing wallabies, loud noises and ice cream