Simon St. Ranger

Owner/Proprietor of Stranger Productions
I do what I does and I does what I do, have a nice day.

Socials/Grifting:

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God blesses his silliest jesters

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The voice actors for digital circus being fat and unattractive will probably cause more psychological damage to the schizo fanbase than anything the creator ever did.

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@MikeyNohMore feral pinayjak.

That's disgusting, where?

[K.Rae @Raeofsunsh_ne]

Hey, @LEGO_Group. When will you guys talk about the Bricks and Minifigs situation? The CEO Ammon Mcneff is a bad man that steals from old people. You guys should end your business contract with them immediately. Reckless Ben has uncovered some serious corruption with them.

[RJ @MKENewYorker]

As a kid my most illogical fear during thunderstorms was that lightning would strike the ground, travel through the city water lines, go through the pipes in my house to the toilet, and then up my pee stream where it would blow my dick off

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Not a single word about treating animals better btw just "don't get caught"

[dank @cptdankkk]

Former NFL star Michael Vick says he cried for two weeks straight after going to prison

“It didn't get real til they slammed that door and they locked it”

“My first day in there, they kept coming to check on me to make sure I was alright. They were peeking in on me. I took the covers and just put them over my head because I felt like I was about to go crazy for a minute”

“Every time they came to that door to check on me, I thought it was somebody coming to say, ‘Alright, you learned your lesson. Somebody bailed you out’”

“After day four or five, when I realized that nobody was coming, that's when I had to start letting all the emotions out”

“I cried for two weeks straight. I really cried after I got sentenced because I went into my sentencing not expecting to get two years”

“You know what, this is about to be a chapter in my life that I'll never forget. Hopefully I can live to talk about it and laugh about it. It's not a serious matter”

“This is for the next generations to see as they watch this and be like ‘Don't play with your career. Don't play with what God gave you and the position He put you in. Never take that for granted”

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@OmarBessa @frmlfr No we aren't doing that shit anymore

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@fleshsimulator Black people are racist in 2026 the same way white people were racist in 1926

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@KerfySecret @Ezra72229661 @MikeyNohMore

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@KerfySecret @MikeyNohMore "There's no such thing as politically neutral art."

No you're just incapable of viewing art through anything but a political (personal) lens.

Otherwise please tell me what's political about this

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@MikeyNohMore They are the definition of reactionary

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@TBelgarion87163 @MikeyNohMore I think the expectation of getting shot if you try to flip someone's vehicle keeps everyone in check lol

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@McJuggerNuggets Do people not know how animals are killed for meat these days

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@TBelgarion87163 @MikeyNohMore It seems to happen a lot more in the northeast part of the country. Those people are insane. Also Chicago

[jackass @jackassworld]

until we meet again some sunny day… happy birthday, ryan.