R.L. DiMaggio

you may think I’m cool but I’m actually just eccentric with an overly confident personality

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Big oof my account got hacked 😓

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Not gonn lie, idk how twitter works

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Look It’s okay when I say I’m trash but it is NOT OKAY when you do it!!!! Thank you and good day

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@SHAQ My mother said that she wanted your hands, would you be willing to donate?

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For 17 years of my life I always thought it was paper view and now I’ve found out that my life is a lie and it’s actually pay-per-view

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It’s 1:13 pm, I literally haven’t even gotten out of bed yet and it’s been amazing

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@danielhowell Don't worry we're too dumb to notice

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I am confident but I am also failing at life #ConfidentlyFailing

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Leave a constructive message :) #Sarahah @sarahah_com https://t.co/CCksjLUGPo

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@jacksfilms after they declined your third surprise proposal #YIAYlove

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Random person: you would look a lot prettier if you didn't frown so much.
Me: and you would look a lot smarter if you didn't talk so much.