Daniel Howell

my life is a joke

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

DAN AND PHIL - THE HARD LAUNCH WORLD TOUR

TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 12PM LOCAL TIME https://t.co/dPs8YqtW0h

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

@phanchestrhouse it's okay look at the ground and close your eyes everything will be fine

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apparently we have the same trash can as hudson williams and it's all anyone is saying to us https://t.co/sYhGZ9o1Fz

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@howellslesbians they coordinated before and left me out

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@hard4phan with the usa finished its going to go into the video machine

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@theamazingphil pov you get to see 1d before someone tragically rips you into pieces an eats you

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@firstpinof twitter really knows what is important in the world bless

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@aliciab_cdef using this for the phuneral we'll have for it after tour

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

@eternally_ellie now you need to analyse the wider historical and socioeconomic implications of the smart bin promotional discourse on the lgbt community

[Rina x_x @phannie6000]

i think ive cracked it. ive figured it out.

2016 - america is red
2019 - dan and phil come out as gay
2020 - america is blue

2024 - america is red
2025 - dan and phil come out as couple
2026 - america is blue

#noticing
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[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

what's your favourite scary movie? come watch us react to SCREAM over on the pham tier https://t.co/aUVqeUsflK get 50% off with code BIRTHDAY until tomorrow!!

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

We Learn to Interact with Both Kinds 👯‍♂️ (Feat. @amazingphil & @danielhowell)

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@YourQueen9996 there have never been less ingredients

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DAN AND PHIL HALLOWEEN BAKING - Fast and Freaky Fudge https://t.co/hZ6rzeszO5

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@itoldyoualie can’t believe no one wants to sponsor this wholesome educational content

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@howellaboutphil enough to evaporate a victorian child

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@howellaboutphil need to get that thick f1 neck going

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@snoopyphils watch out you will die together

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

@emophringe maybe they knew this was coming and closed it a few weeks early

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

did someone say SPOOKY GAMING? we try to survive a shift in the shawarma kiosk https://t.co/9uYuVAixaW

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

our last meal is out now on youtube and netflix! it was deep and delicious and we may have been slightly tipsy by the end https://t.co/cp87LI8h3S