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•Faith ✝️•Favour💫•Fruitfulness 🌾•

[sammmmmmm💎 @_simply_sam__]

2026- A year of fruitfulness; Genesis 17:6
✨Fruitfulness🌾✨

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

pov: you just started a new job and everyone’s using acronyms you haven’t learned yet

[sammmmmmm💎 @_simply_sam__]

@_ndoe_ married woman

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

Every happily married woman I know has a husband who's head over heels for her. I think that's the secret, y'all. Leave those nonchalant people alone.

[Aaryngton @theonlytin]

@laqualaarianna Giving birth is so crazy 😭

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

I was born with sickle cell disease.

I had Crisis after crisis, constant pain, multiple organ damage by age 28. Doctors said I wouldn’t see 35.

During one brutal episode, I prayed like never before while hooked up to morphine. The pain vanished overnight.

Follow up tests showed my hemoglobin was normal. No sickle cells. Geneticists ran every test, markers for the disease had disappeared. I haven’t had a crisis in 4 years.

My hematologist calls me the walking miracle file.

You have to believe that there is God.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Your boss at work will be like, “I know these are stressful times,” while actively being the stress in the times.

[Namataii🌸 @Namataii]

Your quality of life really depends on how quickly you return to baseline after having a bad moment. Once you train your OS shorten the time gap between “this sucks” and “ok, what’s next”….You have won!

[arthur fleck @brunfocused]

Social battery being low ndochinhu chiriko manje. Are you saying that you guys are always in a sociable mood? Are you saying you never have days that you just want to be alone? You never have days where you go out and immediately regret it and want to be back home? 🫴🏾

[Stallion 🐎 @nosi____]

Hey so tomorrow is NOT the beginning of the second half of the year

[Immortal Tessy @TheresaArueyin1]

People who genuinely seek God are my favorite kind of people. Because if we're being real, none of us can do this life without Him. 🥹🤍 I know I can't.

[EnjoymentMinister @EnjoymentMamaa]

In a relationship, let that man be the man. If you find yourself constantly having to make up for his inadequacies, you are better off just being alone cos you will lose yourself in the process and he will not Love you any better for it.

If he is constantly defaulting, leave.

[Nadia💚 @BintDijaa]

POV - You decide to just abandon the job application coz they're asking for too much information and you already know it’s going to end in rejection anyway.

[Caleb Eli ❣️ @Caleb__Eli]

I tweet for me boo 😭 Twitter for the OGs was basically a diary. We wasn’t sitting around chasing engagement . You just had a thought, tweeted it, and kept scrolling. If somebody saw it, cool. If they didn’t, oh well 😂 Twitter originally wasn’t even about likes like that. It was just people broadcasting their random ass thoughts into the universe.

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

Brown is such an exclusive taste. You will always look good in brown.

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

The older I get, the more I see why God wants us to depend on Him first. Humans will disappoint you every time.

[Uncle Flo! @uncleflo_]

Hakuna here chimwe chekudya chisiri cheziya?

[sammmmmmm💎 @_simply_sam__]

@Just_Thikheyi @Zic_mabz 😭😭😭😭

[DomToretto @iAmDom_1]

At this rate the government should take the salaries and we take the taxes.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The sexual tension between me and wanting to call in sick every day I wake up for work.