Simran Khanna

Selectively Social Doggo Mommy

[Piyush Manush @piyushmanush]

This is Dinesh Raja, CEO of Isha foundation..drunk yesterday he was driving his car at breakneck speeds ..Thangamani was returning home with her cows when they got hit by the drunk fellow .

No action on him thanks to a coward TN police. Any bajrang dal mob lynchers around ??

[Gautam S. Mengle @NotMengele]

My female friend broke off her engagement today because the groom and his family were increasing their demands for dowry in various forms every day. Her friends took her out to celebrate her courage. I love this in so many ways. More power to her!

[isHaHaHa @hajarkagalwa]

Reasons why Bangalore is the best city in India:

1. Humble people and courteous auto drivers.
2. Good quality of water.
3. A language-friendly city.
4. Less traffic compared to other major cities.
5. Affordable room rents

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

The clock has stopped ticking. The Titan passes away. #RatanTata was a beacon of integrity, ethical leadership and philanthropy, who has imprinted an indelible mark on the world of business and beyond. He will forever soar high in our memories. R.I.P

[Narundar @NarundarM]

Rohit Shetty spent so much money on blasting cars in the Singham Again movie.

He could have just used OLA bikes.

[Dr.Dhruv Chauhan @DrDhruvchauhan]

This is Historic !
Mass resignations of Senior most doctor faculties of RG Kar medical college in response to delayed justice and support for their junior doctors 🙌🏻

This move by West bengal senior Doctors will be written in golden words for the Ages to come.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

REPLIES BY COMPANIES IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES TO CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS :

🇺🇸 : We are sorry that you had to face this, we will immediately fix your issue, offer you. refund and ensure this doesnt happen again.

🇬🇧 : We are disappointed to hear this, we will come to your place and fix the issue.

🇩🇪 : We sincerely Apologize, we will ensure this never happens again.

🇮🇳 : Shut up you Soros agent, you are jus jealous of India's growth story , you are a Jaichand, this is a paid complaint, I am a wealth creator , how dare you

[Sucheta Dalal @suchetadalal]

If the silly corporate governance rules had any significance in India- the @OlaElectric board will question @bhash on his intemperate reaction to consumer complaints issues! #SEBI & #MCA on test — wait… sorry SEBI board is asleep on governance issues of its own. And MCA secretary on SEBI board has eyes wide shut too!! Now you know the serious implications for investors about pretending there are no issues at SEBI?? 🤔🤨

[Mrs. Hazel @mrs__hazel]

I am so fkng tired of this discourse about "ohoho chee tumlog navratri me non veg khate ho??" every fkn year !!
Bhosdike tu mat kha na bhai, tujhe bola maine khane non veg? Tu saag kha, bhindi kha, lauki kha, goo kha bhai..TUJHE KYU FARAK PAR RAHA HAI KOI AUR KYA KHA RAHA HAI?

[Kabiran @Kabiran_]

Indian consumers may not have a voice, but this tweet by a comedian single-handedly exposed the scam that is OLA electric scooter.

[Akshat Shrivastava @Akshat_World]

Don't let the builders of new India fool you into buying sub-standard products in the name of nationalism.

You are not supposed to be a guinea pig. And, fund other people's experiments.

You pay a price.
You expect a value.
It is that simple!

If there is a mismatch, the firm is supposed to correct it.

Become logical, reward merit, expect merit.
That is how you will get better things in life.

Don't believe idiotic narratives like: don't diss on people, who are building for India.

Such brainless commentary is making people of India dumb.

[Malaya S @MalayaS31]

The art The artist

#Ola #OlaElectric #BiggBoss18 #Israel

[Simran Khanna @_simran_khanna_]

Kissing and all is okay but introducing you to my family is next level shit 🤣🤣

[Tinder India @Tinder_India]

kissing and all is ok but showing you my twitter drafts is next level shit 👀

[Simran Khanna @_simran_khanna_]

@Uber_India Should have a very convincing and logical reason as to why the customer has to pay cancellation charges when the driver cancels the ride. FYI @Uber_India, My Money doesn't fall from trees.
@citizenmatters

[Simran Khanna @_simran_khanna_]

My weakness?
Him. 🖤

[Tinder India @Tinder_India]

my weakness? when he rests his head on my shoulder 🤌

[Simran Khanna @_simran_khanna_]

#bengalurumoments 🌈

[Simran Khanna @_simran_khanna_]

@rapidobikeapp Priorities sorted!
Appreciating his honesty.
#PeakBangalore

[Jigar @thatfilmymonk]

When someone offered you healthy breakfast on sunday.

[Simran Khanna @_simran_khanna_]

@Angoori_Babe Gorgeous gorgeous girls ignore red flags even after wearing specs.

[Simran Khanna @_simran_khanna_]

I’m in my “jaane kyu log pyaar karte hai" phase 💁🏻‍♀️

[Tinder India @Tinder_India]

I’m in my “ranting about my day and calling it flirting" phase 💁🏻‍♀️