simulacral

I make posts that no one reads

[simulacral @_simulacral]

Everything is a psyop except for my opinions, which I have absorbed directly from the leyline of truth

[simulacral @_simulacral]

I can instantly tell I won't like someone when they say they like Terry Pratchett.

[simulacral @_simulacral]

Actually they're aliens, retard.

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

People are freaking out over these photos.

Running the pics through AI scanners and peering their panties when it comes up as real…

Vague claims of being posted somewhere and then promptly deleted…

They are the Norwegian kings guard.
Pics taken 2018.

The shit people come up with is amazing.

I can’t tell if they’re intentionally lying for clicks and views or if they’re actually retarded and think that Trump is genuinely meeting with time travelling Agarthan representatives/Nordics.

Get a fucking grip people.

[simulacral @_simulacral]

AI guys are fucking stupid. "Oooh the new version made my gay little webapp 20% faster!" There is no race, you fucking idiot. The US answer to "the AI race" is even faker than its answer to the space race.

[Lisan al Gaib @scaling01]

For anyone wondering what this means:
- Anthropic (and potentially future OpenAI, Google, xAI) models that cost billions to develop will make 0 revenue outside the US
- a big double digit percentage of Anthropic (and potentially OpenAI, Google, xAI) workforce can no longer work there, because they are foreigners and are not allowed to use those models

So Trump just made frontier model development effectively unprofitable and tremendously slowed down Anthropic (and potentially others in the future)

He's handing China the win on a gold platter.

*potentially: if the same restrictions are imposed on other frontier labs and models

["D." Fool @FoolOfD]

It's the only place to get a job if you don't have a WhatsApp group chat with your fifty cousins and your dad's not a Freemason.

[✨️Claire✨️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @SteelCityClaire]

if there was a great job reset and every gen xer had to deal with the current jobs market and purchasing power that came with it they'd blow their shit smoove off within a week

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(A week into Salò trying to lighten the mood) Come on guys, it's probably gonna be like 8 days of Sodom, 9 max

[simulacral @_simulacral]

I have one of those tea cups and they're bad ass. Middle eastern guys were cooking when they invented those.

[Anti-Jungian Aktion @Carboniferoys]

This gif is legitimately too cool to be used as ethnic slander.

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

More pissed off by Trump dozing at Knicks - Spurs Game 3 than by 3 years of nonstop genocide

[simulacral @_simulacral]

People love complaining about how Universities have bloated administrative headcount, but an under discussed aspect of this is that all academics are psychos who love having a slave army around them.

[simulacral @_simulacral]

@HedgieMarkets

[simulacral @_simulacral]

Silicon valley guys are really dropping 5 figures to hook up with women who look like they post on the red scare reddit

[simulacral @_simulacral]

This makes the 5 lib-beloved South Korean movies per year about how capitalism is bad but there's no way out of the system even funnier.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Smartphones, EVs and brick-oven pizza. North Korea is the world’s most unlikely economic growth story. https://t.co/PdLhCbYsqW

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

Did I fucking call it or what 😹

[josh! @queersocialism]

someone should ask hunter biden about israel

[Ersatz @ohficklething]

None of you are self-aware. You are howling narcissists. This woman starts this video off by listing her personality type, attachment style, horoscope, as if borrowed categories add up to a self. You think about yourselves too much and have mistaken it for introspection.

[simulacral @_simulacral]

When you look at old horror, the director's had to make horrror movies because the content wouldn't fit in any other genre. With modern "elevated horror" the reverse is happening, people are making horror movies that would often be better as another genre. Anyway horror sucks lol

[Modern Rome in Freefall 🇵🇸 @ljmontello]

I find it hilarious how every Boomer who spent decades glazing the decades they grew up in idealized nostalgia is now trying to portray their upbringings akin to the Great Depression to convince younger people to accept ever lowering quality of life.

[simulacral @_simulacral]

Everyone already knows this. "Wow, a guy who works a similar or lower position than I do suddenly got a huge house. I wonder how he pulled that off."

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

One of the strangest economic shifts in modern America is that “making it” increasingly depends on whether your parents can subsidize adulthood.

A hidden second economy now exists where family support quietly determines:

• who can live in expensive cities
• who can take career risks
• who can save/invest early
• who can survive emergencies

Two people can make the same salary and live completely different lives depending on whether mom and dad are helping behind the scenes.

[Samuel 🇩🇰✋🏻 @daggerinmyteeth]

You can't actually just go out and get a job. Want to try out a field? You can't. You must commit to it blind by pursuing an educational pathway first. Don't like the field? Too bad, fuck you. This new state of affairs is fairly unbelievable & key divide between olds & young.