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[kobayashi @kingofcomedie]

Jsuis pas cinéphile

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

You can tell this shot was supposed to be 5 seconds shorter but Pattinson was making too good a face to cut early

[ُ @Asensii20]

When the mutual friend in the group leaves so now it’s awkward

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

how can you make a “historically accurate” version about a fucking fake story?

[Cole @CmsbSpin]

You can’t even comprehend how long 20 years is, like my dad died 17 years ago and it feels like I never knew him, imagine he just came back in 3 years lmfao

[Money Ape @TheMoneyApe]

Nancy Pelosi after the vote:

[akira @gwerjnoune]

le mec en face de moi vient de se faire recaler 3 (trois) (TROIS) fois

[🌞 @solishortus]

Mais qui envoie t’es qui sale fdp quand il reçoit un appel ? Tu m’étonnes que vous avez pas de taff mdrrrr

[AlertesInfos @AlertesInfos]

🇫🇷 FLASH | Daniel Siad devait être ARRÊTÉ de façon imminente par les autorités françaises. (Society)

[DarkWokeBalthazar @rebonsible]

But if you blame all white people for slavery they get really mad

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

She ain’t heard that sound in 20 years. She knew her baby daddy was home 😭💪🏾

[Ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔ Ⓑⓐⓢⓢ🥱👾 @Caltarcular123]

@the_blind_thing Greatest director of all time

[Mimi ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @ouaicestlou]

Ça me fait trop mal au coeur

[yas @livftbc]

growing up north african I thought having Ferrero Rocher chocolate was peak filth & wealth

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

I for one am really disappointed that Samsung hasn't figured out a way to bypass the laws of physics when it comes to elastic deformation of flexible materials, they gotta get on that

[Maï 🌟🌟 @mounassyy]

le jour j’suis sortie avec mes nièces avec la voiture à ma mère y’a du coran qui s’est lancé quand j’ai allumé le moteur ma nièce elle m’a dit « enlève ça met de la musique »

[🌸JL🌸 @na_la_la]

Cosmically, wood is more rare than diamonds.

[Alex🌹 @AlexZarkage]

Paul Atreides is a character 20 thousand years in the future, literally everyone alive today is his ancestor

[hayden @haydendevs]

uhhhh guys?

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

"How do we get voters engaged again?"

How about just telling the truth?