Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst

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[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

Dear recruiters,

I'm the one you need if you are looking for someone with:
Data & insight skills
AI automation & workflow optimization skill
Social media management skill
Business development & opportunity sourcing

You’re hiring someone who can execute and grow progressively.

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@Dhream_chaser @UnkleAyo which is y’all’s problem.. if you can’t consistently make the runs and position well then let it go.. nobody cares about thAt age gimmick in the WC

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@AniMiracle18 @Velfynn @Lfc_ola_ you’re making it sound like he’s a body builder .. he’s gyming for fitness and that shouldn’t affect flexibility but develop it instead

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@olatunji_dunsin @Nellymaxi731 @Nsukka_okpa we’re judging based on stat and the stat here says portugal which qualified for WC should outplay nigeria that didn’t and as such nigeria is an easy opponent

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@AniMiracle18 @Velfynn @Lfc_ola_ you guys mehn 😂😂.. there’s no footballer that doesn’t gym

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@olatunji_dunsin @Nellymaxi731 @Nsukka_okpa they’re not easy opponent ?? 😭😭

they didn’t even qualify for the world cup 😂😂

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@Poyo_jnr2008 @NoodleHairCR7 because you said so?? 😭😂

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@celxjoined @NoodleHairCR7 😭😂.. who gaf about their bangers.. we know what each player has played and we still choose our favorite regardless but that doesn’t mean you won’t call out rubbish from your favourite when you see one

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@celxjoined @NoodleHairCR7 cmon mehn.. call a spade a spade.. thats what makes us different

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@jerry_triple999 @NoodleHairCR7 if it’s only missing chances thats the problem.. i can manage.. but he’s also playing very bad in-game.. he’s easily dispossessed

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

funny how it’s not only goals that is ronaldo’s problem.. he is terrible in in-game play.. easily dispossessed

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@jerry_triple999 @NoodleHairCR7 guyy😭😭😂😂.. love the guy but it’s time to wrap it up

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@Sugarboyadeola1 as opposed to 5? 😂😂

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

good looking people, i’d really like to know how you respond to direct compliments on your looks

random person: you look good 😊
me: sjfri’..‘geh;3(& o.. emm not really 😭😭

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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,

⁣⁣𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐃, 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐞𝐠, 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞⁣.

This is the part nobody likes to talk about. All you want is japka as if money is growing on trees abroad.⁣

Before visa.⁣
Before IELTS.⁣
Before embassy prayers.⁣
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There are BASIC, LOW-LEVEL, HIGH-DEMAND skills Nigerians should already know before leaving Nigeria.⁣
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Real-life survival and money skills.⁣

𝟏. 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐃⁣
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If you cannot drive, you will suffer.⁣
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Full stop.⁣
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Driving gives you:⁣
• Freedom⁣
• Multiple income options⁣
• Time control⁣
• Independence⁣
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People abroad make money from:⁣
• Uber / Bolt⁣
• Amazon Flex⁣
• DoorDash / Instacart⁣
• Medical transport⁣
• Private deliveries⁣
• Chauffeur work⁣
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Learning to drive abroad costs:⁣
• Thousands⁣
• Months of delay⁣
• Failed tests⁣
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Learn it in Nigeria cheaply.⁣
Master it.⁣
Arrive ready.⁣

2. HAIR BRAIDING & BEAUTY SKILLS PRINT MONEY⁣
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People joke about “braiding hair.”⁣
⁣
Let me tell you something.⁣
Hair pays rent abroad.⁣
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Skills that make cash fast:⁣
• Hair braiding⁣
• Wig making⁣
• Loc installation⁣
• Barbering⁣
• Lash extensions⁣
• Nails⁣
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These skills:⁣
• Need little English⁣
• Have African clients everywhere⁣
• Pay cash⁣
• Travel with you⁣
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Many salons abroad are owned by Nigerians.⁣
Clients are booked months ahead.⁣

3. COOKING IS A BUSINESS, NOT JUST A TALENT⁣
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If you can cook well, you are sitting on money.⁣
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Abroad, people pay heavily for:⁣
• Nigerian food⁣
• Party trays⁣
• Meal prep⁣
• Catering⁣
• Frozen meals⁣
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Learn:⁣
• Portion control⁣
• Food hygiene⁣
• Packaging⁣
• Pricing⁣
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People abroad are tired.⁣
They buy convenience.⁣

4. SEWING & ALTERATIONS⁣
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Fashion doesn’t disappear abroad.⁣
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People need:⁣
• Clothes shortened⁣
• Zips changed⁣
• Dresses adjusted⁣
• Wedding outfits fixed⁣
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Learn sewing properly.⁣
Not Instagram tailoring.⁣
Real measurements.⁣
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One sewing machine abroad can feed a family.⁣

5. CLEANING IS A BUSINESS IF DONE RIGHT⁣
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Not house-help mentality.⁣
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Commercial cleaning pays:⁣
• Offices⁣
• Schools⁣
• Airbnb⁣
• Construction sites⁣
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Learn:⁣
• Deep cleaning⁣
• Equipment use⁣
• Chemicals⁣
• Speed & quality⁣
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Many Nigerians abroad clean quietly and own houses later.⁣

6. HANDYMAN & REPAIR SKILLS ARE GOLD⁣
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People abroad don’t fix things themselves.⁣
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Learn:⁣
• Painting⁣
• Basic plumbing⁣
• Light electrical work⁣
• Furniture assembly⁣
• TV mounting⁣
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Clients pay for 30 minutes what some earn in a full day.⁣

7. LAUNDRY & IRONING IS UNDERVALUED MONEY⁣
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People hate washing and ironing.⁣
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Abroad:⁣
• Time is money⁣
• Convenience is king⁣
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Learn professional laundry:⁣
• Stain removal⁣
• Folding⁣
• Packaging⁣
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Simple skill. Constant demand.⁣

8. CHILDCARE & ELDER CARE SKILLS⁣
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Not just “watching children.”⁣
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Learn:⁣
• Basic childcare⁣
• First aid⁣
• Safety routines⁣
• Elder support⁣
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Care jobs are always available.⁣
Certification helps.⁣
Experience matters.⁣

9. BASIC COMPUTER SKILLS SEPARATE YOU FROM SUFFERING⁣
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You don’t need to be a tech genius.⁣
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But you must know:⁣
• Email⁣
• Online forms⁣
• Scheduling⁣
• Scanning documents⁣
• Printing⁣
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Many Nigerians abroad lose jobs because they can’t fill simple forms.⁣
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If you are still in Nigeria:⁣
Learn something with your hands.⁣
Learn something practical.⁣
Learn something people pay for.⁣
⁣
Visa expires.⁣
Skills don’t.⁣

Best wishes

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@Sammieofdegen at all

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@footyboy001 snap version 😂

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@footyboy001 😂😂.. my experience to my age does not match.. you can achieve all these in 3 years

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

in a not so particular order:

aluminum fabricator
teacher
waiter
bricklayer
drummer
shiller
forex
degen
crypto
customer care
barber
tutorial master
videographer
photographer
media display
graphics designer
social media manager
tailor
keyboardist
ui/ux designer
data analysis

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

i made a list of the jobs.. skills.. experiences and gigs i’ve ever been involved in till date

check quote

[Sir Jerry = Automation engineer|| Data analyst @_sirjerry]

@Uzomathewicked 😂😂