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[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

His net worth just dropped -40% due to the market. Have his girlfriend call and ask if he would still love her if she was a worm.

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

Wanted to remind you that 100% of your tax dollars go to:

- Somali daycare pirates
- Hospice centers for Californian ghosts
- Imaginary trains
- Hookers/blow for elected officials
- 100 countries you cannot locate on a map

Remember to file by April 15

[Sizzel @_sizzel]

@Predictir @dunguinlin Me

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@monad 0x5b5e2ce03f2a7b69d5fe498f6fed4bd22eb6f408

[MLM @mlmabc]

JUST IN: The BTC whale reshorted 1,423 BTC ($161M).

https://t.co/ZeuGr2XvsM

[SB.hl @swansonbenson0]

Crypto is like when your son comes of age and accidentally kills a prostitute and you are like ok this is super fucked up but you are still my son, and this us a small town, so i think we can cover this up

[Conor @jconorgrogan]

I counted 1010 traders that are down $100k+ today and 206 traders that are down $1M+ today on Hyperliquid

358 of those accounts lost everything and have ~0 balance, including one person who lost all $19M+ in their account

[alex @kirbxbt]

some guy will post a devastating pnl as a cry for help and everyone in the comments are down there saying "keep clicking boss you gonna get them next time"

this place is the inverse of gambling anonymous

[Sizzel @_sizzel]

It would be funny if the planned rotation to mememachine didn't work. Not for lack of trying, though it's been 3 days of solid telegraphing and posting. Pool2 chain and Temuliquid are still very much in play and outperforming.

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@rektdiomedes

[fejau @fejau_inc]

This week’s crypto nuke can be characterized as insiders insider trading the forthcoming news about the SEC investigating insider trading happening with DATs

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@ibuyrugs

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@ThisIsNuse Rotation to tether chain.

[WR☻NGUSER ✗ @wronguser000]

Tbh i dont think anyones buys or sells are actually affecting this chart 😂😂😂

This is something else, Van Gogh himself with one ear left couldnt have painted a better picture, kudos to CZ and his team there are levels to this shit

[Operation Epic CMS @cmsholdings]

They’re not even hiding it

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@0xcoinn

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@elfa_ai @icebergy Wlfi

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Kanye claims his Instagram was hacked to promote a fake crypto coin.

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@maruushae