Dobby

to be a rock, and not to roll

[Dobby @_skinnywhite]

Just witnessed my girlfriend (who's obsessed with books, reads more than anyone I know) use a copy of The Way of Kings as a yoga block, so I've developed a theory

[Armani Gracia @armanigracia]

I was talking to one of my best friends and I was telling him that as someone in public relations I have never seen anything like the PR campaign that Josh Allen has in the NFL.

No one is doubting that he’s a great quarterback, but it’s the fact that the mainstream sports media refuses to criticize or acknowledge any of his mistakes. Additionally, anything he does on the football field is the greatest thing anybody has ever done according to them. Josh Allen is also the same player who has thrown interceptions and fumbled the ball in the biggest games of his career, ultimately costing his team the win.

I want to appreciate Josh Allen, but it’s hard to appreciate Josh Allen when Josh Allen fans, Bills fans, and the mainstream sports media are the biggest cheerleaders for him and act like his failures never happen.

[dinner plate-sized areola fan acct 🏁 @mattyaintshit]

James Cook is never seeing a TD from less than 16 yards out again this season so that the QB with 98 interceptions can take care of the ball lololol

[Steve Cooper @coopuhscoopuh]

When will Bills fans understand that THIS is exactly why Josh Allen gets hate?

It’s not a fucking arm punt. It’s an interception. And that’s okay, it doesn’t mean Josh is bad

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Fielding shitty trade requests as a 1-4 fantasy team

[🆎 @theABinKC]

lets completely ignore that it was 3rd and 6 and had a receiver in the flat at the marker with no one around him….but sure bypass that to throw a “smart interception”

hashtag krispy kreme level glazing

[Shiny Charzard @alexfrank300]

Nothing better than football twitter and Pokemon twitter collabing

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

The “pokemon football team” situation is one of the biggest dudes rock event in a minute

[Sarah 🎻🧢 @Expressfisv5pv]

Wiz Khalifa - Never Been

[Seth Keysor @RealMNchiefsfan]

Absolute lunatic.

[That Guy Rocked NBA @NBAGuyRocked]

Gerald Green

That guy rocked.

[RICKBANCHEZ 🕷️ @RiCKBANCHEZ]

I wonder if his horses know their owner is the smoothest big fuck in history . what the fuck was that

[HBTC @hbtCHIEFS]

Mahomes has never had a 1,000 yard rusher (Hunt would've in 2018 but yeah).

Meanwhile Walker is over halfway to 1,000 as they head into the bye lol

[Football Performances @NFLPerformances]

Kenneth Walker III TOOK OVER against Las Vegas today.

22 CAR, 177 RUSH YDS, 8.0 YPC, 2 TD, 179 TOTAL YDS vs Raiders

Walker is already putting together an OPOY caliber first season in Kansas City.

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

K9 is DIFFERENT 🐶

(via @NFL)

[Dobby @_skinnywhite]

@MarkAGunnels Fair enough

[Seth Keysor @RealMNchiefsfan]

Your starting QB got absolutely shellacked multiple times and multiple plays died otherwise because a bottom-tier LG lost immediately. A simple "why" would be nice.

If Kingsley did something bad enough to warrant "discipline," public accountability is fine. He's a grown man.

[Seth Keysor @RealMNchiefsfan]

Walker has been so much better than I'd hoped. If "quarter-season MVP" was a thing (thank goodness it's not), it'd be him.

[NFL Researcher @NFL_Researcher]

Players with 175+ scrimmage yards in 3 of the first 4 games of a season in NFL history:

Kenneth Walker III (2026)
Christian McCaffrey (2019)
Billy Sims (1980)
Jim Brown (1963)

[Kurtis Seaboldt 🎤 @klseaboldt]

At this point, the best Klint Kubiak can do this season is tie Reid.