Apparently if you’re not a Chatty Cathy at 7am you’re automatically mad or in a grouchy mood.
Sorry I’m not radiating sunshine out my ass before I even finish a cup of coffee.
*hat gets stuck on my head cause it's been hot all day*
me : "damn my hat was just suction cupped to my head"
dakota : "don't you love that feeling of suctioning your skull?"