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she/her — nolite te bastardes carborundorum, bitches *tweets obviously don’t reflect my employer*

[SLANCE @_slance_]

"The Haunting of the Patriarchy" will be the title of my first album

[Abby Wambach @AbbyWambach]

These women are still women I look up to, and adore. They started this whole thing and we are all forever grateful. Tune in today for this episode that brought Soccer to America!!!! PS: I love my job.

[Jagmeet Singh @theJagmeetSingh]

Canadian women have dominated the Olympics 🙌🏽

Can’t wait to see the fire that this team - led by Burnaby’s own @sincy12 - will bring to the gold medal match🥇

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Oregon’s Bootleg Fire continues to grow, now burning an area half the size of Rhode Island.

The fire is so big it’s creating its own weather.

Smoke from the 80+ wildfires in the U.S. West are creating smoggy conditions and prompting health concerns as far away as New York City.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This is Dharmashala, India this week. It feels like the flooding and climate stories in the US and Europe are getting tons of attention, but equally important events elsewhere are not. We can’t afford to not have an international perspective on climate.

[Mike Africa Jr. @MikeAfricaJr]

36 yrs ago today Philly police dropped a bomb on my family killing 11 people including 5 kids who’s remains were taken without consent by UPenn and used as study material. No official was ever held accountable. Please retweet and support @mikeafricajr1 in my mission for justice.

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

Soccer City is Championship City once again 🏆

Congrats, @ThornsFC! 🌹

#CC21 | @SecretDeodorant

[Stephanie M. Smith @Smith4Delegate]

*Slow Blink* But you vetoed EVERY bill in the Maryland Police Accountability & Reform package.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Columbus, Ohio police fatally shot someone as the George Floyd verdict came down. Eyewitnesses say it was a 15-year-old Black girl https://t.co/zZVvamSjwY

[SLANCE @_slance_]

@moodbeams Hahahah

[SLANCE @_slance_]

@moodbeams Been doing that for years

[no context schitt’s creek @nocontxtSC]

SHE always understands the assignment

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The existence of Macbeth implies the existence of Macmeg, Macjo, and Macamy

[SLANCE @_slance_]

I think @MarriedAU could use a little training on abusive behaviors and maybe learn how to step in when they see one of the marriages THEY SET UP display classic indicators of abusive behavior.

[SLANCE @_slance_]

@moodbeams Or when I don’t feel like leaving the house for a week

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

why are the vampires in school

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

~you’re like my own personal brand of heroine~

[SLANCE @_slance_]

Have accidentally driven to New Jersey many times.

[SLANCE @_slance_]

@TheGolaStandard @ryan_wonderwall

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

.@Cdunn19 on the spot 😤