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[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

september 30th october 1st

[Armand D'Angour @ArmandDAngour]

“My late brother Francis, staying with a French family to improve his knowledge of the language, was helping himself to cheese at dinner. The plateau included a wedge of brie, and the inexperienced Englishman, instead of slicing along the side, cut off the point, or nose. His hostess, exercising that special French skill in making foreign visitors feel at ease, remarked: ‘Je n’ai jamais vu personne qui découpât comme ça le nez d’un brie.’ Francis said that he distinctly heard, in the air above the family dining-table, the sharp hiss of the circumflex over the third person singular of the past subjunctive.”
— John Sturrock, London Review of Books 1996

[Fun Fact Ass Nigga @Maxx_Power81]

"Dying for your country is a patriotic fairy tale. In reality, you will bleed out in the mud like a butchered dog for absolutely nothing." - Ernest Hemingway

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Has been discussed to death but “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothing left” is an unbelievable opening line

[rly cool girl @hikingshawty]

a day spent walking is a day well spent. always memorable, never wasted. go for a walk!!!

[BasileRSCL @BasileRSCL]

Vegedream qui charbonne au studio depuis 2 semaines et qui reçoit les notifs FlashScore du match:
#FRAESP #FIFAWorldCup

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

the animal crossing villagers speak proto-indo-european

[Greg Otter @OtterGreg]

Les sites de pubs tel que marmiton sont infâmes.
C'est totalement inutilisable, j'ai des morceaux de recette de cuisine au milieu de mes pubs.

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

How it feels to work past 4pm now

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

Happy October 33rd!!! 🎃

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

happy dance because it’s almost halloween

[Robert Gine @gine_robert]

C'est là qu'on regrette de ne pas avoir de distinction entre le datif et le génitif en français

[Impact @ImpactMediaFR]

🚨🇫🇷💸 VOICI CE QUE ACHÈTENT LES MAIRES PARISIENS AVEC L’ARGENT PUBLIC !

Liste non exhaustive 😭

💇‍♀️ 20 passages chez le coiffeur en un an
👔 6 500 € de pressing
🍽️ 5 500 € de restaurants
🎿 Un pantalon de ski
🎧 Des écouteurs
👩‍⚕️ Une visite chez la gynécologue
🎲 Des jeux de société
🍗 Un poulet rôti
🧩 Un objet insolite 🥴
☕ Des bols bretons personnalisés
🍫 5 000 € de chocolat
🍔 Des menus enfants

[Abel Ménestrel 🦇 @asalmhofer23]

Imaginez expliquer Zotero à un moine copiste

[shine ♀ @ladymysticalwmn]

Yeah

[a @karmapeaulisse]

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