Carly Robinson

What makes me special? I can unhinge my jaw like a snake and land a helicopter on top of a moving train while ingesting the original pilot with my gaping maw

[Carly Robinson @_sleazy_c]

https://t.co/FvSfvVutsQ
please god PLEASE watch this short film trailer I'm in I BEG of you

[Carly Robinson @_sleazy_c]

I'm very excited to see you, bogman @Hozier

[Carly Robinson @_sleazy_c]

@realPowerOnline the weight of them false eyelashes sister

[Carly Robinson @_sleazy_c]

yeah, she graduatin', keep scrolling.
@ABBALARPer #UofSC19

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

every time you guys throw away a plastic water bottle i kill a baby sea turtle with my bare hands

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

After toppling her toy box late at night and killing a couple of unsuspecting stuffed animals, Molly--aka the Thing of Evil--falls asleep in the wreckage.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

peck up artist tips from me romanance excpert and celebirdy hearthrab (birb):
- talk real loud and dont stop not ever
- DINGLE DANGLE ur decortative head bobble
- show off how many of corn you can hav in ur mouth
- naked

[Carly Robinson @_sleazy_c]

@commentiquette wake up america

[Carly Robinson @_sleazy_c]

@Aesaesthetic booboo the fool

[Visiting🪐Capricorn @ABBALARPer]

You, a fool: angels are actually supposed to look terrifying and horrific

Me, sliding prescription glasses down my nose: you gon watch Cryman DevilBaby and tell me angels aren't fine as hell???

[Carly Robinson @_sleazy_c]

(sobbing aggressively) Oz Perkins, please GOD in heaven keep writing and directing horror... you're the only hope we have

[Carly Robinson @_sleazy_c]

@acidwashedlarry @mgcmistake @singnjh who put a CAMERA in my HOUSR

[Carly Robinson @_sleazy_c]

y'all know those movies that communicate an ominous atmosphere so effectively that you feel physically sick for two hours? my shit

[Carly Robinson @_sleazy_c]

me and @ABBALARPer after one (1) hit from the bong

[Carly Robinson @_sleazy_c]

@warrior_male He also trains the next generation of warriors and tells an evil rabbit "eat shit, stink lord," in lapine.

[Carly Robinson @_sleazy_c]

@warrior_male He's only like that at first! He becomes an integral part of his warren, and risks his life for the warren and for his friend and leader many times! He's very protective, just a little rough around the edges!

[Carly Robinson @_sleazy_c]

@warrior_male I think you'd like the bunny Bigwig (also called Thayli) from Watership Down

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

that guy on campus who won't wear a jacket