daddy short legs

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

That time Akon brought a guy on stage just to throw him off 😭😭https://t.co/K4yWiA3v6r

[daddy short legs @_sleezy_d_]

Some anime “this isn’t even my final form” type shit but I regress in between

[daddy short legs @_sleezy_d_]

Working out is crazy because I always feel like a mid-transition Animorph of my most swole self.

[daddy short legs @_sleezy_d_]

I’m a real sucker for ceramics with speckled glaze.

[daddy short legs @_sleezy_d_]

The best part about Australians is that they eat bloomin’ onions every night for dinner.

[?st @questlove]

So how many red hats y’all give it?

[Jeremy @jeremylevick]

Say what you will about this country, but this is pretty spectacular

[daddy short legs @_sleezy_d_]

Tibbies

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

Why my husband and I will no longer be going to Disney World

[daddy short legs @_sleezy_d_]

Goblins are just strange little dudes.

[tigrito @plant_boyfriend]

@beIIeville

[LB™️ “𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧” 🛢 @LydiaBurrell]

The Two Sandwiches

[⚧︎Coochie Seasoning⚧︎🐝🔥🇵🇸🏳️��⚧️ @bbychakra]

RIP Polly, i love you & you will always be remembered for making life a little sweeter 💔

[Casey James Salengo @caseyJsalengo]

How is this guy always having such a good time and I lie awake feeling guilty about something I said in high school