𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓷 ❅

💗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Fae Scotland. ♏

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓷 ❅ @_slythauren]

My friend introduced me to her new boyfriend today and at one point he said "I'm 5'8" and I was like "oh, the same height as Hitler" and this is why I don't like socialising

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

@u_spellings unpnecessary

[Unnecessary spellings @u_spellings]

The spelling of pneumonia is unnecessary.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓷 ❅ @_slythauren]

my niece is currently having a tantrum because we won't let her eat cat food 😬

[Maximum Effort @MaximumEffort11]

Twitter is a place where people who have never won a Spelling Bee come to hang out

[pix @pixiedreams1111]

when you meet the reason the others didn’t work.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓷 ❅ @_slythauren]

apparently if you meet a mother of twins it's inappropriate to ask which one is her favourite. just fyi.

[Pre @prechappell]

& it’s all about consistency!

[lo | 🎥❤️ @_fangirlsociety]

Taylor Lautner’s fiance posted this 🤣🤣

[Ammaar Joosub 🇵🇸🇿🇦 @AmmaarJoosub]

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me and not the camera version.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓷 ❅ @_slythauren]

@magic_ally_ I can't be arsed with it, man

[nikkhai @itsnikky18]

it's okay to be selfish sometimes

[Law & Lumber @LumberLaw]

A well written op-ed by @natlawyerchic - check it out when you get a chance!

The Jury Had No Choice But to Rule Against Amber Heard by @natlawyerchic https://t.co/N1KccXvk8f

[👹 @a_shoulette]

As nicely as possible, fuck off 🙂 #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard

[Ffion Weston @FfionWeston21]

Freedom of speech doesn’t mean you can lie about sexual assault and get away with it. You told him to tell the world and he did. The world believe him and so do the jury. Now let’s go back to nobody knowing who you are. #JusticeForJohhnyDepp #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard

[bre @breazaeleon]

yall ever hear noises in ur house & act like u didn’t just hear noises in ur house

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓷 ❅ @_slythauren]

I think the jury didn't understand the damages assignment, personally, but at least they understood and believed that Johnny is not an abuser #JusticeForJohnnyDepp #verdictwatch

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓷 ❅ @_slythauren]

They didn't fill out the damages??? Seven of them and none of them noticed? Should we be concerned?? #DeppVsHeard