FrogInAFistFight_⚔

I hate it here.

[diabo de cropped @duda__back]

off topic: acho incrível q momento que ela descobre que tem 2 mickey a primeira coisa que surge na cabeça dela é um menage

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Imagine waking up and the first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

[icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 @Mjaytheee]

I’m just happy to be there

[narsa. @rathor7_]

this is brutal 😭😭😭😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

The fake lock-in at the start of a new week>>>

[🖤 @loves5o]

my favorite part of the bible is when jesus, instead of telling women how to dress, tells men to gouge out their eyes and cut off their hands if they’re not capable of controlling themselves.

[𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐤𝐡 𝐧'𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐦𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢🧃 @_davinny]

oh okay bc we were wondering

[Codename: 39hr41m @EphraimChinga]

Scenes in the next few days when results start coming in

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

"You're absolutely right, he was trying to kill you. Would you like me to look up some funeral homes in your area?"

[funny bone @humeralhead]

oh two likes isn’t a lot? imagine two fingers in your butt

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

First date idea: you can do better

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

calling shampoo “poo” for short

[david @_elvishpresley_]

got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying “sooo THAT just happened” after every island

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

My wife and I saw you from across the bar and we really hate your vibe, go fuck yourself.

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

"Suicide is selfish" sorry do you want me to kill you too

[َ🧁 @1auvender]

accidentally trauma dumped in my performance review meeting at work but then i got a (small) pay raise at the end so

[miia @miiagarro]

friendship breakups are so funny because how u give ur ex 18 chances but not me