jackie daytona

the next time you see my face, show some respect. granddaughter of the first hokage. murderino. make america emo again. romans 8:18.

[jackie daytona @_smallcoffee]

Watching Kathy Hilton eat a baked potato is the most compelling scene of this season. #RHOBH

[jackie daytona @_smallcoffee]

Wrong. You can watch Independence Day or National Treasure only.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Acceptable 4th of July movies:
- Jaws
- The Muppet Movie
- Field of Dreams
- The Long Goodbye
- The Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

It's helpful to have stuff like cybertrucks and meta glasses to make it easier to identify when someone is a huge loser right off the bat.

[jackie daytona @_smallcoffee]

Today was the best day and sorry to everyone who wasn’t in NYC to experience it.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

NEW YORK FOREVER
WE DID THIS TOGETHER
THE CITY'S ALIVE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[jackie daytona @_smallcoffee]

If you don’t like the Noah Kahan setlist, sell your tickets.

[jackie daytona @_smallcoffee]

Can a depressed person do this? (Play Stardew Valley while listening to The Great Divide deluxe.)

[PRESIDENT JABBA1 @JABBRWONGR]

imma stop callin him wemby like we close. Victor Wembanyama is no friend of mine

[Kait Maniscalco @askkaitt]

Newer basketball fan, why are they allowed to beat up Brunson?

[jackie daytona @_smallcoffee]

God’s light touched me today because the guy I bought my bootleg Knicks tshirt from accepted all the cash I had.

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

Phoebe Bridgers you may have a great show tonight but it won't be perfect. You're missing something. Hope it was worth it.

[jackie daytona @_smallcoffee]

@ViSneakerBoy It’s interesting because the backpack people here are like “I’m entitled to this space” but when it’s a tweet about having to check your carry on roller when the overheads are full, everyone is quick to say you’re not actually entitled to that space. So which is it?

[fka brecht apologist @_madisontayt]

sitting in my stoop in bedstuy and and trying to eat some of this vegan ube ice cream i just developed while i wait for this european man to send me an uber to williamsburg for our date but my roommate just moved out and she took all the spoons because she technically owns them

[presley @g00doldays]

amanda batula you gotta go to hell my brother

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[Tia J. @SimplyGrace]

Please wrap up the postpartum/delivery room/MiL debate by tomorrow.
- Management

[jackie daytona @_smallcoffee]

If you need me, I’m listening to the Warped Tour compilation from 2005. They really cooked with that one.

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[jackie daytona @_smallcoffee]

@cobavines @HighHeelEsquire My parents would have been a few rows back when I was 13. It’s not overbearing, but I also don’t think they’re hiding anything. The parent made the exchange awkward by making it about them instead of just making the plan. If you couldn’t/didn’t want to, just say no.

[cade @GHOSTP1TT]

me: DON'T YOU DARE FADE TO BLACK
the pitt S02E13: [fades to black]
me: FUCK

[Ofirah Yheskel @ofirahy]

unfortunately I cannot hear anything you’re saying unless it’s about summer house