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Everton. (He/Him)

[M @_smalltownboy]

@firagawalkwthme Enjoy your death trap, gentleman

[M @_smalltownboy]

The least-enforced rule in the game.

[Fico(Fan) @CFCFico]

Bonus: The 6-Second Rule for Goalkeepers – Before 2000, goalkeepers could hold onto the ball for as long as they wanted. The 6-second rule was introduced to speed up the game and reduce time-wasting.

[M @_smalltownboy]

It’s Always Sunny is like the least woke show ever it’s first episode is literally:

[Bryce Storbakken @BryceStorbakken]

@DiscussingFilm It’s Always Woke in Philadelphia and Woke Elementary are having a crossover? Can’t wait!

[M @_smalltownboy]

@mangoholic_trfc Hell of a set of priorities

[M @_smalltownboy]

His head has completely gone

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

If Notts Forest are 4th and Bournemouth are 5th, football has fallen.

This is what happens when you overload the market with foreigners who sell snake oil.

Don’t believe the nonsense. Nobody can defend anymore.

It’s a game for homos’s.

👍

[M @_smalltownboy]

@blue_nose_amy @sime1878 Basically the linesmen should have given offside, Pickford mocked putting the flag up, linesman grassed to Ref who then booked him.

[M @_smalltownboy]

City need Allardyce at this rate.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

One win in the last 11 games for Man City 🤯📉

[M @_smalltownboy]

Images that precede unfortunate events

[Everton @Everton]

See you tomorrow, Blues 💙

[Everton @Everton]

Today's Merseyside derby at Goodison Park has been postponed due to adverse weather conditions.

Full details to follow.

[M @_smalltownboy]

@JoeStephenson96 They’d hate to see Springsteen in his prime.

[Y @tinscognito__]

This is nonsense of course, because he’ll wear a shirt advertising a gambling company and if we are being absolutely strict, he’ll wear shorts ! So he’s just being bigoted and expecting the club to defend him for his bigoted views.

[M @_smalltownboy]

There is no Premier League London team playing outside of London today

[Miguel Delaney @MiguelDelaney]

Premier League markets itself as the ultimate international competition

London its main hun

Situation at main London station for one of the games of the season

Euston is a farce

[M @_smalltownboy]

It nearly went out for a fucking throw in

[tw @T2MTW]

am i the only one who thinks this is so over hated like they act like it’s an open goal

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

It can't be one rule for one and one rule for another. The farmers who drove tractors at the police need to be arrested and charged. The just oil protesters got prison sentences for less. Or this will literally be two-tier policing.

[M @_smalltownboy]

@Bxstxrd Given how many of Brits that were categorically against Britain going into Iraq etc., you'd think people would be able to discern the difference between citizens' individual opinions and the Country's military strategy.

[Spotify Daily Data @spotify_data]

‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ by @MariahCarey re-enters the top 20 of the Spotify global chart at #19 (+27) with 3.03 million streams.

[M @_smalltownboy]

@codylufccrox If you're going to throw accusations out like this then drop proof first.

[Fergus Butler-Gallie @_F_B_G_]

Spare a thought for Grover Cleveland, whose career as an answer in a pub quiz died tonight.

[M @_smalltownboy]

Leeds:

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

To those saying comments like "oh good more money for those who contribute nothing" - check ur facts!

40% of UC claimants are the working poor others are carers, have disabilities or illness, & some who don't have work, want it. A little more compassion & less judgement wouldn't hurt.