gizmo

[screenset, PhD @tjelesan]

moving from bushwick to bedstuy

[lp @lilypuckett]

the existence of “protein cold foam” is a policy failure

[Evan Lazarus @elazie_]

Lauren Sanchez stole my mother’s look from my bar mitzvah

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Part of the reason I love 2 On by Tinashe is that she talks about getting wasted from a place of power!

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Broken phone to match our system / society

[Ianfluencer Shady Facts @khianfluencer]

A girl on Instagram said she went on a takis binge

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

LinkedIn is enriching uranium

[A @seattleiminyou]

The week before your period

[ivan : ) @JoannaNewSum41]

Shazamed something at the bar cause it sounded really good and it was Led Zeppelin

[gizmo @_smarterchild]

@PaIIahAbdul ?

[gizmo @_smarterchild]

@coldhealing coldhealing you are WRONG!!

[hannah @crankhart]

Swear I got an ad in my dream last night

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Trump trying to find more money for war in Iran

[Mark W. @DurhamWASP]

My original plan

[gizmo @_smarterchild]

they can never make me hate light wash jeans

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

One of the most beautiful and culturally rich places on the planet that America is starving for no reason other than pure cruelty

[gizmo @_smarterchild]

@MeekMill @tbpn

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

[computer man @gloomfather]

Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,