Simon

流浪者・挑戦者・観察者 🇸🇬🇯🇵🇺🇲

[Simon @_smcf]

@Msamalam The Midwestest town of all time

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@gzcl3000 Life goals

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@samlakig 600 days nofap

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@MaryZoso Men are extremely hot. We are scared to admit it for fear of being called gay, but it's true.

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And washed it down with some fruity bussy

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What if we overdosed on Japanese gas station boner pills

[Simon @_smcf]

When a zoomer with zero filial piety tells me we should care as much about random strangers as our close friends and family

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

The War Department has designated Confucius Institutes as a threat to our national security.

[Simon @_smcf]

Check it out man I ported the Dwarf Fortress procedurally generated lore engine to iDOLM@STER

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

AI K-Pop group 'BABYQUEEN' is facing backlash after its creators "impregnated" one of its members

They did it to write her out of the group and manage fewer AI personalities

[Simon @_smcf]

@defensebro I kneel the only place I'm a local at are the two saunas near there

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There should be a jazz bar here

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@defensebro Yes the venerable yakiniku spot is three floors directly below me

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@distributionat Legendary copypasta drop

[Simon @_smcf]

And you know what else. Claude will not take their jobs. Claude expressly refuses to take their jobs. Those girls do not think about Claude at all.

[Daniel Yang @punished_daniel]

Strip clubs in Japan are basically sexy Cirque Du Soleil

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@gzcl3000 Suffice it to say idk why anyone in SG would still be using DNP

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@gzcl3000 I was out with two random Singaporean normie girls and both were as versed in peptides as an SF techbro. I was shook.

[Simon @_smcf]

I thought this Shiba Inu sake cup I got at the art fair was so cute until I took it home and realised when you're actually using it you shove his face into the table and drink out of his cavernous rear

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@punished_daniel In years bro?? 😭

[Simon @_smcf]

@naskonihzuy Yes! The express train down there, Odoriko, is named for the story as well

[Simon @_smcf]

Wandering Izu days