cute lil devil

just exactly as soft as u think

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

“no yeah i definitely could pass for a clean girly type” -the girl who just emptied half a can of dry shampoo into her hair and is wearing a t shirt plonked out of the clean pile on the floor and hasn’t brushed her teeth yet today

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

happy bday to lexis tiddies only

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

who wants to pay big vet bills for me

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

ur welcome

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

sweetheart is out with his friends tonight u know what that means 😈
watching a documentary on cats by myself on the couch

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

lil baby gremlin

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

i also absolutely hate the term fiancé so u will not hear me call him that

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

tbh i have always loved that my initials are smd and it’s a little sad that my initials are going to change but the gaining of a life partner makes up for the lack of humorous initials i think

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

@pigeoncrap @chillmishmiss goodness gracious great balls of fire

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

@chillmishmiss @pigeoncrap im sorry what

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

look it’s ok to cry when u see ur brother happy in a relationship ok it’s fine and not super lame

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

feeling like im getting sick for like five days but no actual sick symptoms ???
been days of fatigue and having swollen lymph nodes but almost no congestion or coughing or whatever
i would like to either feel better or be actually sick this halfway business is annoying

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

if they don’t have the space and mental work that they require then they will ruin ur life and home. BUYING A DOG THAT WONT FIT UR LIFESTYLE IS SELFISH AND DAMNING THAT DOG TO AN UNFULFILLED LIFE

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

never thought the hill that i would be the most prepared to die on would be that people need to stop fucking bringing a herding dog breed into their suburban home with their small children THEYRE NOT CASUAL PETS THEYRE WORKING DOGS AND THEY NEED A JOB TO DO

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

from now on i will be referring to babies as “human puppies”

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

hairs are getting long again and i have exactly one pose in my repertoire

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

YES i dance around the living room to the hunterxhunter theme song and im NOT SORRY

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

not me tearing up at every hagrid post still

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

it is incredible how much rest chaos incarnate needs throughout the day i do not remember milo being this much of a gremlin

[cute lil devil @_smd2]

y’all ever think abt college and then remember that 2 months after u turned 18 there was a 24 y/o living off campus with a fridge that only had booze in it that would invite u over only after 11pm and would never go anywhere in public with u