melpo

idiot by day, moron by night

[melpo @_smellissa]

*walks up to bartender* hot dog water on the rocks, neat

[renren (MCR SD, LA 2 & 4) @ybmyourlove]

WE’RE SO FUCKING BACKKKKKKKKK

[melpo @_smellissa]

@SOTSPodcast I’m gonna freak the fuck out

[shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon_said]

so what is Zohran Mamdani's plan to release MCR5

[Hello Kitty @hellokitty]

Congrats, besties! 🏆💙 @Dodgers

[little special™ @dollbunyan]

going back in time to give Mary Shelley a solar powered hitachi and a bag of reese’s pumpkins just to say thank you

[moss .𖥔 ݁ ˖ @mossyseals]

im putting together a team…….

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Ummmm no I don’t watch “Instagram Reels.” I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

full moon tonight

[melpo @_smellissa]

@hopes_revenge @Outback Get it

[mr. booty ham sandwich @r0ttensilver]

thought I planted a tulip but turns out it was an onion

[ally @peachykief]

No I’m not good at parking. I’m beautiful instead

[Mira @yumeMira_gyu]

Don’t forget about him

[chicken boy 🐓 @badrechicken]

this image is making me cry right now

[melpo @_smellissa]

@imuttjx Why is it’s walussy out

[mawoo @raeromt]

Realizing I can run while I’m drunk

[melpo @_smellissa]

Submitting this in lieu of a cover letter

[Botto @Botgotshot]

literally this dude is like a saint compared to what some companies are doing today

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

feeling nostalgic for a past that I wouldn't even go back to with a gun