Chelsea

I laugh a lot.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

why tornados never hit banks? blow some money out that mf

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[you aint got no job tommy! @AceRedBand1t]

Why the fuck I gotta pay for some shit I’m not using??

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

went on doordash to order dipped tacos and they offered me $13 off my $21 order if I started a free dashpass annual trial so I got my $8 tacos and canceled that shit immediately after.

[Jan @janelsooo]

We really used to get four bags of chips for $1

[☠︎︎ @bizzleecos]

wonder what it took to scare the hoes back in the day

[MJ @just_drmj]

These kids are shortening words because they can’t spell!!

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[Alamo’s Chest Hole🤠💥🔫 @cuttapotato]

Jaafar Jackson going from the first Michael biopic to the second one

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

How I’ve been watching shows lately:

[Buggie @junebuggiebug]

Duck sauce and ketchup packets

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

i hate to say it but them bags are useful as hell

[kunta kimchi @_TrillScott]

Watching purely because of fine shit

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

This is about Keith Lee saying he’d only want to expand his family is his wife (the one who’d be carrying the baby) wanted to 😭😭😭😭 you niggas SCARE ME

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

when you decide to stop all that fake laughing at your job

[El Dui @elduuuui]

POV: Ella piensa que compre entradas para "El diablo viste a la moda 2", pero veremos la película de Michael Jackson por quinta vez.

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

I still can’t believe both of them were suppose to have a song together but Freddie scrapped it cause Michael kept bringing his fucking Llama into the studio LMAO. He said he wasn’t working around no damn llama 😩😂😂

[Queendom | Career Coach & Resume Revisionist @HumblyChic]

Idk about y’all, but as a millennial… I’m exhausted.

Recessions, pandemics, wars, job market instability… enough, please.