Kassandra Sauce

I'm all about #havingfun...Good vibes.. I'm bringing nerdy back.

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Omg. I just saw the miralax commercial, including a poop cartoon demonstration. Hahahahahaha #animatedturd

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what they lack in chopsticks they make up for in ladles! #eatingefficiency #osaka

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#ShitGuysThink I texted the wrong number.. I bet I can get her to send me naked pics. NOT

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#ShitGuysThink if shell get drunk with me she's dtf

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#iwish I got paid to sketch penises for textbook illustrations hahaha #fuckyes

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I'm eating the gobstoppers i found floating free in my purse #yum

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Being pregnant looks as tho you swallowed a baby and hes still alive in there. #weird

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"@jademilnerxox: do i like you or do i like that you like me" I instanly like people when they #tellmeimpretty

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You ever notice someone who's too faded to be in public? #naptime

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Ew you're nails are black. find some vietnamese chick to buff your situation

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I dreamt about underwater aliens all night last night, somewhat resembled an octopus. Turns out im not all tht creative lol #realtalk

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And then suddenly, as I reach the 3rd trimester, I waddle everywhere. #pregnancyproblems

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Sorry I didn't see you coming i ggot some lady's big ass blocking the entire street #dontstandsoclosetome

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You smell like a man whore. #morespraydoesntmakeyouattractive

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Warm days in minnesnowta #sohappy

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#ilove the spring

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When I said we, I know i meant me. And when i said sweet I meant dirty. #iwantedtosay

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When I undo my belt, you melt and you walk away, with a red red red welt #marilynmanson #somewomenlovepain ;)