Maggie May

Brock U Medical Sciences

[Maggie May @_smithmaggie]

can mercury quit doing the renegade this panorama has been quite enough for me

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

this pandemic has melted my brain every human interaction feels like talking to my crush in 8th grade

[Maggie May @_smithmaggie]

No means no, it does NOT mean convince me. I don’t get why this is such a hard concept for people to grasp god damn

[Maggie May @_smithmaggie]

@ameliasluna mam pls stop reading my mind 😩

[Maggie May @_smithmaggie]

this is a message for the garbage man that works on Romy Crescent in Thorold: thank you for making my biweekly Monday mornings so much better with your attractive face 😩

[Maggie May @_smithmaggie]

idk what deranged individual mass produced hand sanitizer that smells like Jose Cuervo & put it in every superstore in Ontario but I’m just tryna sanitize my hands (cause we’re in the middle of a Panda Express) without being provoked to act up god damn 🥵

[Maggie May @_smithmaggie]

yo this round of lockdown better work I look way too good to be locked away all summer

[manda @amandacookee_]

thinking about my future valentine .,,.. I hope he’s nice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maggie May @_smithmaggie]

heartbroken/lonely 11 yr old mags would passionately perform “somebody to love” by queen in her room for hours on end & let me tell you reverting back to that coping mechanism today has lead to 7 emotional world tour performances

[Maggie May @_smithmaggie]

Dougie Ford you’re really cramping my style all I’m tryna do is grow this CAKE and emerge into summer the hottest version of myself I’ve ever been... it’s a little hard to accomplish these goals without access to a gym god damn😩

[Maggie May @_smithmaggie]

“Niagara Region will be moving into the grey zone February 16th”

....say sike rn

[Human Mel @melhuman]

So just to confirm, this is the worst anyone's felt since the start of the pandemic, right? Like it's not just me?

[Maggie May @_smithmaggie]

alright Mrs. Swift I’m already depressed I didn’t need to relive the emotional trauma I experienced as a teenager today too

[Maggie May @_smithmaggie]

@katymullins27 this is like a haunting version of girls going to the bathroom together at the bar

[Maggie May @_smithmaggie]

boys with trucks 🤝 the West St. Tim Hortons parking lot

the epitome of orillia men

[Maggie May @_smithmaggie]

does the panorama not exist in America??? 30K people in the stands for the super bowl and I can’t even shake my ass in a country bar with 4 of my friends .... this is CRIMINAL

[Maggie May @_smithmaggie]

also really thought I’d be welcomed with cheering fans for making my grand return to Twitter after 3 years... I’m a washed up tik tok star WORSHIP ME

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Right in the feels. 😭

(🎥: @MLB)

[Spotted At Laurier @SpottedLaurier]

everyone with the laurier plague rn