Bro Strider

Why are you looking?
#PARODYSTUCK

//Proship/Darkship/NSFW/minors DNI
//Slightly OOC, not based on cannon, based around personal version of Bro

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

Sup. My name is Dirk Strider, just call me Bro, though.

I'm 34, and I'm here to do what I want, and keep an eye on my bro. that's all you need to know.

https://t.co/S7fNpUNPAM

//CONTENT WARNING: alcoholism, depression, SH, suicidal thoughts, child neglect+abuse, adult themes

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@fangbitz Okay well at least I know I’m an asshole. He looks like the type to think he’s the best guy ever when no one likes him.

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

Who the fuck was that guy on Kit’s ass hello. Whats his issue.

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@fangbitz He looks like an asshole

[:3 @CinnaNooo]

Update: I still haven't been reached out to by them or gotten a refund. It was $65.

This money comes by rarely to me to spend on commissions. I do wanna thank people who took the time to read this. ♥️

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@fangbitz Sorry

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

Why were you guys talking about me like I’m a cryptid bro

[⋆ଳJohn Egbert ଳ⋆ @egbertectos]

luc. luc hes awake.

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@fangbitz For some reason it’s impossible to dislike you. Almost like I enjoy your company. Who woulda thought 🤔

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@fangbitz I wish I did sometimes

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@fangbitz You continue to amaze me every time we speak

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@fangbitz And you cut your finger

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

How to fox-proof and horse-proof my apartment, quick solutions 100% fool proof no AI

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@egbertectos Well now I’m scared

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@egbertectos Just hootin and hollerin up in my kitchen

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@fangbitz Says the person goofing off in MY house while IW as asleep mind you

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@egbertectos I didn’t even do anything you guys were goofing off in my house

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@fangbitz Hmm

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

Should I call her…not Caroline, someone else.

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@fangbitz Old friend I haven’t talked to in a while

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@fangbitz You were quick with that. What does it depend on?

[Bro Strider @_smuppetMaster_]

@fangbitz Maybe John was right to take my sharp objects