(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ⚔️

me not that kind of orc 🍄 she/they

[miguel @forzabezz]

sidney crosby has officially given birth to twins

[(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ⚔️ @_snizzelfritz]

I just saw Dashboard Confessional, the 12 year old emo that lives within me is so happy

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Our hearts are so full! 🫶

[(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ⚔️ @_snizzelfritz]

The Ruck twins went together 🥹🥹🥹 I’m crie

[Sharks on NBCS @NBCSSharks]

The future is NOW 🦈

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

From Sweden to San Jose. 📍

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

GAVIN MCKENNA YOU ARE A TORONTO MAPLE LEAF! 🔵

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[Walnut @WalnutMMA]

The collection is beginning, anyone got more? 🔥

[gabriella @iloveyou52blue]

My period is due and I can’t watch the technique my boyfriend uses to peel potatoes cos it makes me want to break up with him

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ⚔️ @_snizzelfritz]

@VoceTerraBJJ @Artofyuma23 @VelutaMMA @DovySimuMMA @dc_mma Yikes, that’s the hill you’re willing to die on?

[(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ⚔️ @_snizzelfritz]

@VelutaMMA @DovySimuMMA @dc_mma Jones was charged with domestic violence as well as numerous hit-and-runs, and Conor raped a woman, Dustin got drunk and threatened some cops. Hope that helps!

[(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ⚔️ @_snizzelfritz]

@exxtragalactic_ *whispers in your ear* do it, you need it

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[Jen @jennyfootball26]

DP slander will not be tolerated. I hope he’s okay.

[Sean O’Meowlly🍭 @NeedMyNutsLickt]

Honestly I don’t care about Dustin Poirier getting arrested because it was just for being drunk and not rape or beating his wife