Jose Hurtado

that sales guy

[Jose Hurtado @_snoogums_]

@KrazTTV @soyeahnah Can’t believe I made that last 3 days😭

[big beeble 50000 @notbeeble]

>pointless war in the middle east
>economy is in shambles
>tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit

Welcome back late 2000s

[𝕯𝕖’𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥✰ @heismikel1]

Whatever you do, no let barber put ring light on your neck. 😩😩

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Every person with ADHD has a favorite playlist.
It’s called “Liked Songs”.

[Prince Debit 🇨🇲 @MainEventChris_]

Lord I've seen what you've done for others............

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

Checking the family tree and realizing that one cousin sold the entire family land for like $12,000 in 1954.

Meanwhile today it’s a shopping center, 200 houses, and a Costco.

One decision and the whole bloodline could’ve been chilling right now.

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Your soulmate probably saw you drunk one night and said nvm f*ck that 😟

[Sparrow @photon010]

Wait for me

[Dead Poet @RanceRider2]

what they didn't mention in that genesis story is that there was no serpent…. eve came up with the idea by herself and just blamed the nearest creature

[Bo_ @Bo_850]

Calling somebody house & asking to speak to they daughter wasn’t for the weak 😭😭

[blanc @dqveed]

Tragic that this man lived 1500 years before the invention of the Harley-Davidson

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

duncan lying about his degree to get an entry level job and suddenly got promoted to manager, the ceo's nephew became his intern, the ceo's other nephew became his enemy and the whole experience ended with the ceo dying 😭

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

A switch on a .45 is so crazy man you gonna hit 17 innocent people LMAOO

[Jose Hurtado @_snoogums_]

@Cine_vichaar Oswald was the best here he was the only one who beat Tommy

[Scru🇳🇬 @scrufacejean]

I would assume it’s cuz your wife openly has sex with other men 🤷🏾‍♂️

[toxic king @toxicking]

If your girlfriend turned into a hoe after that relationship you won bro

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

When she let them down LMFAOOOOOO

[Larry Conger 🇺🇸 @eMTBrides]

Bruh im dying 😭😂😂… “can you explain what you do”? “For who?”😭😭😂😂 So the first time… they really meant it 💀🤣

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

@piersmorgan Imagine getting punked by Piers Morgan. 😂😂