ryan

cure that ass

[ryan @_Snoop_Ryan]

Can I pin someone else’s tweet ?

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

to do list:

- add fuel to the fire
- burst someone’s bubble
- add my 2 cents
- skate on thin ice
- stir the pot

[seanfucious @Seanfucious]

I’m assembling a team

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

Larry June announces his new album ‘WHO COPPIN’ drops on July 17th 🍊💿

[Gaurav @gvedak]

A sentence I never thought I’d see in my life

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[ryan @_Snoop_Ryan]

Not enough people are talking about this mid 2000s classic being played

[Bronupdates @Bronupdates]

LeBron pulled up to R&B Singalong Night at House Three Thirty singing and dancing to “You” by Lloyd. 😭🔥🔥🎶

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Vyvanse Wellbutrin and Diet Dr Pepper flooding my system

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Flight attendants be walking through the airport like nba players arriving to the game. 😭😭 baby we see you.

[derek davison @dwdavison]

from “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” to “prison, police, and private property” in just 250 years, impressive stuff

[Brook World @quadspawning]

getting shot while wearing these but i transfer my consciousness to a tiny little person in the car right before the bullet destroys my brain and I drive off to safety

[ryan @_Snoop_Ryan]

goddamn baseball is old as shit. Have you in the record books next to dudes named Hoyt Whilhelm and Goose Gossage

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

STRIKEOUT 1,364 🔥

Aroldis Chapman is now the all-time leader in strikeouts by a relief pitcher 🙌

[Roberto @aboynamedposh]

Bam Margera reveals the secret to staying sober: doing drugs

[annabelle ⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ @annsvillie]

speak for urself bc my best friend and i quote this everytime we say by the way

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Brutal

[xVx_CoolDude69_xVx 🌋🖤 @XCoolDude69X]

bro almost fell into the fartrooms lmao

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Me: gets up briefly in the night due to insomnia
My cat: father this is amazing, I have been saying for YEARS that we should have breakfast at 3:30

[Jim Rosati 🏴‍☠️ @northsiden0tch]

This kid is soft.

Mets fans couldn’t last one day as a Pirates fan.

[SLO @SLOplays]

What?

[ryan @_Snoop_Ryan]

Imagine if he got Kirk’d while doing this shit

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

Elon doing @elonmusk things with @mayemusk