~

[~ @_soa0]

All this for Julian Alvarez uno

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

Comunicado oficial con nuestras aclaraciones sobre el comunicado oficial de nuestros vecinos @realmadrid:
1. Se os cortó el vídeo del Papa donde decía que también era del Atleti.
2. Habréis confundido la educación con agradecimiento, pero para que no haya dudas: no os agradecemos nada.
3. Ni estudiamos ni valoramos ninguna oferta por Julián.
4. Cómo no nos vamos a llevar bien, si nos hacéis reír aún más que el @FCBarcelona_es.

[~ @_soa0]

Guy haven’t clocked Rashford is the striker signing

[Korede kimmich 🍫🪖🪖 @spartankimmich]

I’m sorry
If we sign rashford, where’s he gonna play then
Or will three of them fight for the same position in the LW

[~ @_soa0]

So who is knocking us out in the UCL next season

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

❗️ Cubarsí, Gerard Martín, Araujo, Christensen would be the center-back options for Barcelona next year, with Eric Garcia shifting towards the right-back position. @CatalunyaRadio #FCB 📋🔵🔴

[~ @_soa0]

We are stuck with Kounde

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Denzel Dumfries to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! ⚪️🇳🇱

Deal in place and all agreed with Dutch right back to join Real Madrid from Inter, Spanish club will trigger €20m release clause.

Dumfries has accepted Madrid, deal closed tonight and formal steps to follow.

[~ @_soa0]

You just know he is staying at Atletico

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🚨💣 JUST IN: Julian Alvarez has everything agreed on personal terms with Barcelona. @gastonedul #Transfers 🇦🇷🔵🔴⚡️

[~ @_soa0]

“Highest Ceiling” at age 30

[ツ🇦🇷🇪🇸 @M3SSIMP]

Frenkie has the highest ceiling out of all our midfielders but he doesn't realise that,all he needs to do is stop gaf about not losing possesion.

[~ @_soa0]

All their defenders start for us

[ᑳarçalεv 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Barsalev]

I honesty struggle to think which Arsenal player would start for Barcelona…

[~ @_soa0]

I don’t think I’m ready to watch Barça in a UCL final, my heart is beating so fast and it’s not even my team playing

[~ @_soa0]

Which means OKC are winning💔
Wemby has to drop 40 points

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Oklahoma City Thunder's Jalen Williams has been ruled out for Game 7 of the Western Conference Finals against the San Antonio Spurs.

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

First signing: DONE ✅

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

🚨| 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Anthony Gordon is a Culer. #fcblive 🔵🔴

[~ @_soa0]

@gnf_ogo I no go mind both, let’s get greedy

[~ @_soa0]

I’m dead😭
Why is he acting like he isn’t picking the news from journalists accounts

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

To some of you who still believe in my work, despite my mistakes, thank you, we keep going and improving ❤️

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🔥⏳ Lamine, via IG:

[~ @_soa0]

Wait, it is actually really
80m is crazy😂

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Barcelona have finally submitted their first bid for Anthony Gordon — €80m fixed + bonuses! @David_Ornstein #Transfers 💰🔵🔴

[~ @_soa0]

Dani Olmo in my club’s starting lineup next season again???

[𝐋𝐑 @LamineRoIe]

Let Deco cook

[~ @_soa0]

@Ufashion83 We know you don’t like Pedri but please
Lmfao Gavi uno

[~ @_soa0]

Anytime I see tweets like this, I just assume they want to be different so bad

[Cristiano @General_D__]

Controversial: this version of gavi was better than pedri then

[~ @_soa0]

How many clubs has this guy had issue with in past 4 days

[𝐏𝐒𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐓 @PSGINT_]

these spanish reports saying Alvarez only wants Barca and would NEVER go to PSG is hilarious

i will be looking back at them on Alvarez's presentation 🤣

funniets thing is barca fans actually believe this and thats exactly why these spanish reporters can continue tweeting absolute GARBAGE

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep