mollyeno

ive successfully licked my elbow before.

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layed down some thick layers of sass at the ol jobby. dessert was a shameless helping of 'fire, walk with me.' #woesofbartending #inaminit

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chill evening out with mr. two-hand. saw my nephew get his first homerun & watched in horror as my niece proved that chips and gum DO mix.

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forgot how much living with a dog means, 'ew, what the fuck am i holding?'

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got compared to a sumo wrestler at 9:01a & repeatedly hit on by a woman who constantly reminds me that her sis dated KristNovoselic #humpday

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complained for the first block of yogging only to end up at luke's childhood pond oasis in the center of boraville. he has the best ideas.

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ever wake up from a nap only to realize that movie poster/book cover is 100% your crazy head? i will find my white whale with 30 dog faces.

[dr. princess @kitkat_lasagna]

@_soapbox_ maria bamford has her own Netflix show! Don't know if you knew.

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while guelf had the posi-vibe going, the best latrinalia award of canada goes to london with kim + eminem inside a big ole heart. #noh8mile

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hey everyone from home, i'm sick of seeing yr pseudo-french doppelgängers all over canadia. please mail yrselves to me, s'il vous plaît.

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becky avec le bon cheveux est au le spectacle dans québec ce soir!

[Dogs Trust Ireland @DogsTrust_IE]

...China. It's great to have the support of @rickygervais with this important campaign https://t.co/LPEW3LwCmq

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lost my bf to an #ironmanpinballmachine. thx gatineau!!

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@kitkat_lasagna the same print shop w/ the kiki-bong had a picture of b-murphy with 'LOSER' overlayed. HEAVEN. https://t.co/qX9RjF1SMO

[dr. princess @kitkat_lasagna]

Air Bud and Comet from Full House- SAME DOG!

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canada understands me. #bananaruntsfordays #bananahopsforhours #stonerslothforlife

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love toronto. love not being stuck in chicago southland even more. dislike greatly the fact that i missed #wwedesmoines again. galldang!

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three weeks of not having to do dishes is better than all the donuts #poutineandcarnage

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only a few songs left to write for the new starry album! happy birthday to everyone!!

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maaaaaaan, i thought i was having a dope birthday until my little chyna doll moved on to other dimensions. #ogdiva #surreallife

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lighting that berfday candle #hamptonpartyofone