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me eating khichdi

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one would think smirnoff minty jamun would be minty and jamuni, but it's really not. it's just a slight, subtle essence, like a lake holding on to its water in the middle of the ocean

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you can never truly take revenge but what little crumbs of it you may snatch, make sure to devour them

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@IvaanBlanco26 few women deserve their revenge

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@ItsLazBoi

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@exQUIZitely the mark of genius is leaving fingerprints on the future without signing your name

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@CDRomance_Spike you walk a few steps until a melee weapon respawns, then duck under a wooden log and jump over a solid grass structure to complete the tutorial

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@xcomfood you would be amazed to learn what finger food really is

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@DanielLockyer everyone should take screenshots of all their photos now that the original jpegs will be lost forever

[Neil Agarwal @regalstreak]

new whatsapp update is crazy

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inside you are two wolves. and a cat. one wolf is evil, one is good. how much food you give each determines your life. the cat is orange.

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whisper quietly in the ears of strangers at least once every two weeks. "what are you doing?" they will ask. "the age of reckoning begins henceforth. feel the air of redemption in my breath," you reply.

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"mera toh hatna mushkil bada hai
tum samne se sheesha hata lo"

~ @Irshad_Kamil

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there is always that one sandwich you often think about

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@NatureUnedited she knows what she did

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@ChessProblem nepo is 10 elo points away from being a content creator

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@John_Attridge troy people could have avoided all this pain by simply putting the horse in rice overnight, as one does with gifts

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A panda enters a bar. He orders some food, eats it, and then opens fire, killing four people.

"Why!?" The bartender asks.

"Look it up in the dictionary," the panda says.

The bartender reads:
A hospitality professional who prepares, mixes, and serves beverages at a bar counter

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

A panda enters a bar. He orders some food, eats it, and then opens fire, killing four people.

"Why!?" The bartender asks.

"Look it up in the dictionary," the panda says.

The bartender reads:
A bear-like marsupial. Eats, shoots, and manages to kill four before the rest disperse

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@ChazakielDoremi Baby panda, never worn.