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pro-fun

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I’ve been fooled by the temptation to make papaya smoothie once… and now twice. Shame on me. Both times, the taste can only be described as goo with essence of foot. I choked down two feet smoothies, as to not flush money.
You have been warned, do not attempt papaya smoothie.

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@TheReal_BGreene fascist****

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@TheReal_BGreene facist

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also not bailing him out of jail if he turns violent from concussions

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Have awful feeling my bad karma will all come back to me if I ever have a son, he will select football as his chosen sport. Go ahead lil dumbshit, scramble your brains. Not paying for adderall when you’re stupid

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i like watching football for the sissy pants (shiny is best) and to see men kill each other and get concussed incrementally

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Have awful feeling my bad karma will all come back to me if I ever have a son, he will select football as his chosen sport. Go ahead lil dumbshit, scramble your brains. Not paying for adderall when you’re stupid

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just figured out massive life hack: you can rest your arm on your head and relax armpit muscle when shaving pits. way easier no cuts #armpit #bliss

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gorgeous

[Salvador Dalí @artist_dali]

Santiago El Grande, 1957 #artbots #dali

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the only person getting a present from me this year is ME and it’s an Ed Hardy bikini

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How did basketball claim “bball” all for itself? Generalize bball to include baseball. It is also bball.

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Aaron Judge is obviously a cuck you can just tell by looking at the guy

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@TheReal_BGreene and they all DCFS

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if you saw someone today who looks like me walking down the street eating pasta salad with their finger no you didn’t

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@EarlCrewneck i saw it too! tell me what you saw!

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large comet over chicago a bit ago. maybe an asteroid. #chicago #asteroid #comet #greenfireball

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If you ever see me out in cuffed pants pull me aside and ask if i’m ok

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The American Flag reimagined as The Coalesced American Flag

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one good thing about global warming is that it is NOT global freezing

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Cuban couldn’t hack it :/

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@Almendrab1 epic and gorgeous