sophia🧸

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

im at the function fartin everyone keeps lookin at the fat nigga

[bxnny @bxnny_40]

my mother just be walking around undiagnosed bruh

[Spoof::() @spoofydude]

theyre doin this to me at work tomorrow

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[kd @kdlovrr]

sometimes i throw up random gang signs in hopes someone will shoot me

[Gilgamesh @MichiganSwordd]

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

[vale˚✧₊ @geomoxks7]

Absolutely fried me

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

theyre installing an ad on my forehead

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Mom found the weed dab torch now I gotta make creme brûlée for the whole family or I'm in trouble.

[Gianfranco @whatsgoodgurl]

Leaving love island on the first day because I forgot my bathing suit

[azi @sazifide]

i was 12 making strip clubs in minecraft

[shae @wisfleury]

date idea: we scroll thru my tiktok reposts and i explain why i reposted each one of them

[miss katie @katiopolis]

plane started descending and it made my tampon hit my g spot

[josh @joshypooper]

you don’t love me and im being really brave about it

[pedro @pedrot420]

This Mexican girl at the beach just said “you really ate all the fucking dinamitas?”

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok