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[♋︎ @_sophlig]

no one:
white lady at a restaurant: *points at wine glass* THIS is my dessert 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😭😭

[Mak 🏔️ @ActiveMak]

No grown man should be laughing twice in one day, one good laugh is good… after that you need to get serious

[♋︎ @_sophlig]

happy father's day! the last time i texted my dad he said "who is this" ❤️

[♋︎ @_sophlig]

in my left ey3/kreayshawn era

[♋︎ @_sophlig]

short pump people go to carytown and drive like they're in new york city and they got their learners permits 2 hours ago

[♋︎ @_sophlig]

why cant i send my cat to the store to get me an elf bar

[♋︎ @_sophlig]

@em_seigel deadass i could post the ugliest pics w no worries bc everyone i was friends with on it was someone i told personally to get the app LMAO

[♋︎ @_sophlig]

watching bojack horseman for the 10th time but in a mentally stable way

[♋︎ @_sophlig]

if i dont get thai food at least once a week i'll die

[♋︎ @_sophlig]

free my friends from the shackles of weak pathetic narcissistic loser men

[♋︎ @_sophlig]

can we speed it up

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The left galaxy is the Milky way, the right one the Andromeda galaxy. This is what will happen within 4 to 5 billion years from now [full video by SaltyMikan + read more: https://t.co/qcBkxplh6u] [2012 NASA model: https://t.co/OAO39WQ76c]

[♋︎ @_sophlig]

i just want to befriend a murder of crows and have them bring me little gifts is that too much to ask

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

“They won’t stop with Roe”

They didn’t start with it either, you just didn’t consider anti-trans mobilization a legitimate attack on human rights.

[♋︎ @_sophlig]

those plates literally survived 4 other flights .. why are yall stomping on /drop kicking bags????? @royalairmaroc

[♋︎ @_sophlig]

@royalairmaroc you guys broke my brand new suitcase, completely shattered 2 of my friend's valuables and left footprints all over her bag ...... make this shit right

[♋︎ @_sophlig]

ive seen two dicks against my will this week. cant help but correlate it w spain bc i usually average 0