jules 🌙

[jules 🌙 @_spacebabe]

Sumo Citrus is spreading the Taste of Joy with this culinary curated prize package you don’t want to miss! https://t.co/62EO3iXeHD

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

going on a cruise is the most unchic thing you can do for a vacation

[א @angelographie]

pope francis has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in about 3 days

[mere @merestromb]

JD Vance would you also like to meet my ex boyfriend I dated when I was 19

[jules 🌙 @_spacebabe]

CT contrast, not MRI

[latke @latkedelrey]

fucked up that when they put contrast in your veins for an MRI they’re like “it’s gonna make you feel like you peed your pants. rest assured, you are not peeing your pants.” and you’re kinda like “that sounds ridiculous” but then it really does feel like you peed your pants.

[jules 🌙 @_spacebabe]

the year can only go up from here

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[jay 🫍 @lezzyboxd]

I'm a TMI enthusiast. Nothing is too much information. I want every detail. I love knowing things.

[ARIES ✰ @mskmoneyy]

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday

[peter @arabatman_]

they should let you leave work early if the vibes are off and you hate it there

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved to be right

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I don’t feel insecure in my height but when I see someone else who’s also 5’2 I’m like ok well that looks ridiculous

[Danielle Sepulveres 🌻 @ellesep]

“This is going to ruin the tour,” I whisper when my PTO request gets denied

[jules 🌙 @_spacebabe]

cannot stand when my reasonable requests are met with such bullshit responses like go fuck yourself

[jules 🌙 @_spacebabe]

i had like 3 of these types of friends

[jules 🌙 @_spacebabe]

will I ever not cry on my birthday

[jules 🌙 @_spacebabe]

Aetna is by far the WORST health insurance I’ve ever had

[jules 🌙 @_spacebabe]

this is how it feels to run in dreams

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Imagine running for your life and this is the fastest you can go

[✧ @northstardoll]

that guy u met at 19 was a demon from hell